Turtle

[Boyager]

What does it mean if someone says you're like a turtle?

[Boyager]

Your head looks like a piece of shit protruding from somebody's buttocks.

[Boyager]

You're fucking slow

[Boyager]

did she mention what kind of turtle? if she said 'sea' turtle, then she's saying youre sick as fuck

[Boyager]

I don't understand sea turtle. But no, just turtle. Maybe because I'm shy and soft-spoken?

[Boyager]

lol it's asian guy i can tell by the grammar

[Boyager]

lol it's not

[Boyager]

I don't understand sea turtle. But no, just turtle. Maybe because I'm shy and soft-spoken?

Or you're slow

or wise

but most likely slow

[Boyager]

Or you're slow

or wise

but most likely slow

yeah most likely

[Boyager]

You are a mutant ninja teenager

[Boyager]

i like turtles

[Boyager]

or maybe because you're hard 

[Boyager]

fuck wrong emote

[Boyager]

there was a cartoon with a talking turtle i used to watch.

[Boyager]

Yeah, Franklin was the shit.