What are some things people try to convince you of, that you know is false?

[Hiro]

Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons used to come to my house a lot.

god damn they annoy me so much
they're usually very nice but clearly insane so i feel bad for them 

[Travis]

so echo how's it feel to have been WRONG this WHOLE TIME

[Andria]

so echo how's it feel to have been WRONG this WHOLE TIME

Fine, 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Someone once tried to convince me that 'it's' was not a contraction of "it is" (instead he believed using it like "its" was correct).  He tried to argue. 

[burzumfan420]

that scientology  is bull shit. (cool fact its Not.)

[Veal]

Once my boss jumped up and down for a minute yelling that "VEAL IS SHEEP. VEAL. IS. SHEEP."

[FAMY2]

Does your boss know Sheep somehow?   

[sans culottes]

when i was a kid motherfuckerz would try to tell me shit about sonic being a SUPERDUPERSECRET unlockable character in super smash melee. fucking chodes, man.

also my ten year old cousin tried to argue that paul mccartney was the beatles' pianist and george harrison was their bassist because that's what they play in the hey jude video

[spoiler]oh, and "god is real"  [/spoiler]

[Socks]

a charming girl tried to tell me today that polygamy is 'unnatural' and immoral. unfortunately, i think my frank reply consigned me to the untrustworthy part of her mind.

and oh, that laws are something more than flimsy social contracts imposed upon by fickle social dispositions.

[Daddy]

a charming girl tried to tell me today that polygamy is 'unnatural' and immoral. unfortunately, i think my frank reply consigned me to the untrustworthy part of her mind.

and oh, that laws are something more than flimsy social contracts imposed upon by fickle social dispositions.

WHAT ABOUT THE LAWS OF GRAVITY

[Socks]

WHAT ABOUT THE LAWS OF GRAVITY

apples fell on newtons head, but you're throwing oranges around. 

[Classic]

So...oranges don't apply to the law?

[FAMY2]

apples fell on newtons head, but you're throwing oranges around. 

Stomp grapes instead.