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don't you hate it when

Started by Samus Aran, September 29, 2010, 10:53:31 AM

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Don't you hate it when you wake up with a huge boner and you have to crap? I can never get my penis under the seat, and it hurts to bend. It sucking fucks.
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Quote from: TheSequel on September 29, 2010, 06:59:15 PM
Don't you hate it when you wake up with a huge boner and you have to crap? I can never get my penis under the seat, and it hurts to bend. It sucking fucks.


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Quote from: TheSequel on September 29, 2010, 06:59:15 PM
Don't you hate it when you wake up with a huge boner and you have to crap? I can never get my penis under the seat, and it hurts to bend. It sucking fucks.


i don't think i've ever woken up with a need to take a shit

not even once

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Quote from: Lain on September 29, 2010, 07:04:53 PM
i don't think i've ever woken up with a need to take a shit

not even once
yeah i'm pretty sure there's a problem if this happens because when you're sleeping i think bodily functions like this are suppressed

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Something must be wrong with me. It's part of my daily routine.
Shit
Shower
Shave

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Quote from: Travis on September 29, 2010, 07:07:13 PM
yeah i'm pretty sure there's a problem if this happens because when you're sleeping i think bodily functions like this are suppressed
What? You've never had to wake up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom? Do you just pee yourself or something? These functions aren't suppressed during sleep. Muscle movements are supposed to be suppressed, if they aren't we sleepwalk.

Quote from: Lain on September 29, 2010, 07:04:53 PM
i don't think i've ever woken up with a need to take a shit

not even once
But you agree it would suck, right?
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well i meant when i have a boner in general lol


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Quote from: Nyerp on September 29, 2010, 07:13:40 PM
well i meant when i have a boner in general lol
Especially during class when the bell rings. So you hide it with whatever you have like a backpack and you look stupid. But, you really don't want people to see your penis bulging through your pants.
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speaking of which, i just took a dump!

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