Guys, I think I broke time.

[applesauce]

So, in the past week I have slept only 26 hours while being awake for 129 hours. Longest uptime was 42 hours, longest downtime was 10 hours.


I woke up on Tuesday at 10AM.

I went to sleep Wednesday at 7PM

I woke up Thursday at 1AM

I went to sleep Thursday at 4AM

I woke up Thursday at 10AM

I went to sleep Saturday at 4AM

I woke up Saturday at 1PM

I went to sleep Sunday at 1PM

I woke up Sunday at 4PM

I went to sleep Monday at 6AM

I woke up Monday at 7AM


How is this even possible.


I am so confused. It took me a sheet of paper and about 45 minutes to sort out what happened on what day. WTF. How do I sleep so little and in such strange intervals without caffeine.

[YPrrrr]

Well since you are a friend of snorkel, I would guess it's the cocaine

[applesauce]

Well since you are a friend of snorkel, I would guess it's the cocaine

I've never done an illegal drug in my life.

[YPrrrr]

Are you sure you're a friend of snorkel?

[??????]

Oh yes,
I know exactly how you feel. Days start to feel 'longer', as if they're weeks and your conceptualization of standard times starts to be somewhat prolonged.

I usually do the reverse--I have days where I sleep around 11+ hours and then have short bouts of sleeping (Around 1-3 hours) for a week or so. I get by fine without caffeine or anything else, although if my naps go absent I start to feel highly emotional (Usually irritation, but I do experience melancholia and peace)

It doesn't help that I also experience frequent episodes of depersonalization and dissociation regardless of my sleeping habits.

[polish sausage]

You need to smoke a bowl and you'll fall asleep just fine. 

[Nyerp]

every cell in your brain has cancer

i'm sorry

[applesauce]

Are you sure you're a friend of snorkel?

We don't see each other that often anymore, but I still consider him a friend for sure.

We were much closer in the past.


What have I been doing? Running all the fuck over Chicago, leading expeditions to everywhere, watching the sun rise over the lake, sitting on the beach all night with women, searching for various dining establishments, mapping steam tunnels, a ton of school, the Internet,    basically running all over the place with random people at random times.

[polish sausage]

We don't see each other that often anymore, but I still consider him a friend for sure.

We were much closer in the past.


What have I been doing? Running all the fuck over Chicago, leading expeditions to everywhere, watching the sun rise over the lake, sitting on the beach all night with women, searching for various dining establishments, mapping steam tunnels, a ton of school, the Internet,    basically running all over the place with random people at random times.

Go to the Wiener Circle for the best damn food in Chicago.

[applesauce]

Go to the Wiener Circle for the best damn food in Chicago.

I've been there three times in the last two weeks. Even got flashed by the cashier.

[rdl]

Even got flashed by the cashier.

how

[applesauce]

There were a bunch of drunk guys who were trash talking cubs/sox with the girls behind the counter, when all the sudden, tits.

[polish sausage]

I've been there three times in the last two weeks. Even got flashed by the cashier.

Isn't it great? And that's called the chocolate milkshake when the lady flashes you I believe. 

[Oh]

We don't see each other that often anymore, but I still consider him a friend for sure.

We were much closer in the past.


What have I been doing? Running all the fuck over Chicago, leading expeditions to everywhere, watching the sun rise over the lake, sitting on the beach all night with women, searching for various dining establishments, mapping steam tunnels, a ton of school, the Internet,    basically running all over the place with random people at random times.

See hes a friend of Snorkel, too hip for normal life.

[snorkel]

senior year lol?