What are some really weird conversations you have overheard?

[Andria]

Today in my Eastern Religion class this kid went on a 10 minute rant about how Lady Gaga is the epitome of masonic influence in pop music. His main point was her name was from the Queen song "Radio Gaga" and that video clearly is about masons so there is no way she can't show the masonic influence on modern pop music. He seriously wouldn't shut up about it simply cause he saw Lady Gaga last night. I was just sitting there like " "

so yea, what are some weird/crazy things you have heard people talking about publicly?

[??????]

walked through a hallway and overheard some teachers speaking of masonic influences and how to government fluoridates the water supply and how we're all going to die. i looked at them in a stoic smile and they kept apologizing to me 

[burzumfan420]

wheres ur doggy

[??????]

wheres ur doggy

he's right there flipping you off <3
also uh i dunno lol
he's not mine 

my dog lives outside and he is not a golden retriever 

[Daddy]

i love senator rocky i am going to steal him

[burzumfan420]

i misss ur doggy ;-;

[??????]

i misss ur doggy ;-;

he's not my fucking dog 
but i lurve him ;_;

i love senator rocky i am going to steal him

my dog doesn't like dalmatian-murderers

[Daddy]

I wub senator rocky

clucky post more of yo dog

[??????]

I wub senator rocky

clucky post more of yo dog

NO
i want no western eyes to be laid upon my dog

[Daddy]

 

[??????]

he was inside yesterday and i danced with him to songs by the polyphonic spree 

[Nyerp]

i once overheard some insane internet woman-thing describe her fictional dog to her would-be boyfriend

[C.Mongler]

he was inside yesterday and i danced with him to songs by the polyphonic spree 

THE CLOSET I WILL GET TO A PICTURE OF CLUCKY

[famy]

THE CLOSET I WILL GET TO A PICTURE OF CLUCKY

lol no

[??????]

THE CLOSET I WILL GET TO A PICTURE OF CLUCKY

that's my mom you fat fuck