___ is like the poor man's ___

[Samus Aran]

snow cones are like the poor man's hawaiian shave ice

hal douglas is like the poor man's don lafontaine

uriah heep is like the poor man's deep purple

boston and shaun is like the poor man's calvin and hobbes

go

[Selkie]

cincinnati bow tie is like the poor man's pasadena mudslide.

[C.Mongler]

a plastic bag is like the poor man's condom

[Thyme]

Like?

Similes are the poor man's metaphors.

[Samus Aran]

Like?

Similes are the poor man's metaphors.

okay, fine

thyme is the poor man's dudley do-right

[Hensa]

  is like the poor man's 

[??????]

scrim is the poorman's toile

[Daddy]

__init__

[Cookie]

penis is like the poor man's penis

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Chateau Margaux is the poor man's Chacio Domani Cabernet

[Samus Aran]

k-on is the poor man's lucky star

[Samus Aran]

banjo-kazooie is like the poor man's super mario 64

WHAT

[Samus Aran]

i'm afraid you have that statement backwards, sir

[Socks]

is like the poor man's  

nonsense. is every bit equal--if not the superior-- to . he reserves the right to morph into the latter, but chooses not to, and that's bad ass anyway you want to look at it. so i don't want to see this kind of foolish talk again.

[Commander Fuckass]

Socks is like the poor man's Lacey
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