College fook yeah

[strongbad]

ITT college orientation for all of you graduates

Just had mine, and man I am so pumped. At first it was pretty boring, just a bunch or lectures and stuff, but once nighttime rolled around, I went exploring campus with a few high school friends of mine who also had orientation, and we explored our future dorm which is fucking nice, and then on our way back at like midnight we saw a bunch of upper classmen and they invited us to play capture the flag which was awesome and it lasted until like 2 when the sprinklers came on, and then we chilled in our dorms and met a ton of other freshmen and watched shark week, and I met a nice girl 

and my roommate's name for orientation was Igor lol

Oh also I registered for classes and I got Math 156 (business algebra), Physics 101, and Econ 206

[ME##]

what's davit's major

[Selkie]

College is pretty cool.

Just don't expect anything to magically come to you. There is plenty of things available, but you need to go after them.

[C.Mongler]

my orientation lasted like 10 minutes and then we went and got drunk

[strongbad]

what's davit's major

Something business related, maybe management idk really

College is pretty cool.

Just don't expect anything to magically come to you. There is plenty of things available, but you need to go after them.

Thank you for the advice

[ME##]

Something business related, maybe management idk really

That's not what you do at college.  You study what you love, realise that didn't work out and then go back later to get your business degree. 

[Daddy]

in college there are parties in the class room

[strongbad]

That's not what you do at college.  You study what you love, realise that didn't work out and then go back later to get your business degree. 

But I love business
I went to state in our DECA organization and I love giving presentations and stuff and idk it just suits me lol

[Zack777]

I can't wait to go to mine. It's going to be 3 days of nerdyness.

[Mando Pandango]

I was pretty pumped too.

Then I failed first semester hard and was forced to drop out.

GO TO CLASS. DO YOUR FUCKING WORK. ALL OF IT. KNOW YOUR SHIT.

[strongbad]

I was pretty pumped too.

Then I failed first semester hard and was forced to drop out.

GO TO CLASS. DO YOUR FUCKING WORK. ALL OF IT. KNOW YOUR SHIT.

I've heard so many horror stories like this. I am going to work so hard. I think.

[Nyerp]

i'm going to fail like popsicle man did

[??????]

But I love business
I went to state in our DECA organization and I love giving presentations and stuff and idk it just suits me lol

GROSS
deca bored the fuck out of me

i secretly want to become big in the field of business and exploit everyone and make everyone do my work 
but i cannot do math so my dreams will never come true

[Meyer Lansky]

My orientation lasted 3 days and we were getting high/drunk whenever they let us run free.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I have to take the placement exam today.
orientation is tomorrow

But I love business
I went to state in our DECA organization

me too lol