QUICK GO: CONTENTS OF YOUR POCKETS

[Daddy]

What is that

also, im in my underpants right now 

idk prententious stauts

[ME##]

jmv let's trade moleskines

[applesauce]

I am naked right now, but in the pockets of my pants I had on yesterday:

iphone 3G
two pens
Jeep key
office key
house key
bike key(s)
three different sets of apartment building keys
wallet, containing
         -expired driver's license
         -school ID (for my new college, omg)
         -school ID (from a college I took a class at last summer)
         -go to card (Metro Transit rechargable card)
         -speedy rewards card
         -visa
         -a slip of paper with my saving account # on it
         -$7
         -three pictures of my girlfriend
         -a picture of another woman (a friend's girlfriend, actually)
         -a picture of myself when I was 2
         -three business cards (not my own)
         -a baggage claim check

[Oh]

 The only way you know someone has a moleskine is that they go out of their way to tell you about it. 

[snorkel]

The only way you know someone has a moleskine is that they go out of their way to tell you about it. 

or if you see it

[BlackDS]

is it a penis?

I guess ill just fucking google it.   

[ME##]

is it a penis?

I guess ill just fucking google it.   

why the hell would you think it's a penis

[Andria]

why the hell would you think it's a penis

It is black ds do you even need to ask? 

[Thyme]

why the hell would you think it's a penis

moleskin
foreskin
eh