TIME FOR A NEW C.MONGLER TALE

[C.Mongler]

So today my ex-griflriend, the one who is a recovering dope nose and who left me via text message and is also super hot, sent me a facebook chat message that was like "I don't know if you still smoke or not, but I know a guy who has to get rid of some shit, its mids, but no seeds or stems or shit like that, he'll sell you it for 10 bucks a g". And I was like what the fuck she hasn't said a fucking word to me in almost a year, but I like marywana so okay i'll bite. So I tell her "If he can hook me up with an eighth I'm game". So we meet up behind the parking lot at my work, and the guy she was talking about is her current boyfriend. I'm like ok whatever i'm here for weed not to get a blowjob, so I give her the money, she gives the the goods, and she ways "Nice doin' business with yah" and I do an awkward head nod and speed off. So I get home and think, jesus christ what an awkward deal, throw the shit in my stash box for measuring later since I'm 90% sure she shorted me, and boot up Starcraft 2. A couple matches later I get a text message. From her. "What the fuck now" I think to myself. Oh and this whole deal is how she got my phone number again by the way. She lost it. And I just didn't text her ever again because fuck her. But anyway it said exactly this:

"Dude. If you ever want to catch up sometime I would be totally down. We can just talk about life and stuff. I probably owe you a few explantations anyways."

FUCK. THE. WHAT. I don't know. Like I kind of want to do it. But I have some huge urges not to as well. For one, I fucking hate her with a firey passion. Like, I don't remember if I about it to Boyah or not, but she fucked me over pretty hard. She texted me, said she needed a break, but that everything would be okay, and then a week and a half later she completely cut off all contact with me until a month and a half later, when the answer she gave to me for being a she-bitch to me was "I don't know really. Sorry.". So I said fuck it, and gave up and stopped talking to her. Which made me incredibly depressed. I had to go to consoling and did some therapy shit. I fucking lost it in front of my parents. I started smoking cigarettes. I started binge drinking. Worst 2 months of my life. But I made it through without her, and I feel much much better now than I ever did when she was around.

But at the same time I really think she is a cool person. I don't know what happened between us, but up until it did, she had an interesting personality that I really liked about her. She was fun. I told her the last time that I talked to her about the incident that I really still wanted to be friends with her. It didn't seem like she fucking cared so I gave up. But really, I still wish we were friends because I enjoyed just hanging out with her, the sexing was just a cool bonus.

tl;dr My ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me over a text message and ignored me until I became a depressed psychopath a year ago, now wants to catch up and give me explanations for some of her actions. She currently has a boyfriend. And she currently hasn't had a serious discussion with me in almost a year. I don't know. Is it worth potentially sparking some sort of emotional switch in my noggin?

[Bushy]

No. She broke up with you over text, which is immature and cowardice.

She hasn't matured that much in a year. Pile that on top of the cocaine (I think, I've never heard of 'dope nose' before) recovery and you're just fucking up major.

[applesauce]

Also, I don't know about you, but if a girl I was invlved with screws me over, the whole "friends" thing doesn't work until after I'm happily with someone else. Maybe it's not the same for you, but I know that if it were me, talking to her would just brng back pain that I'd fought down.

[the shortest route to the sea]

Meh. If you two can meet in a neutral location and do something, like biking or having food or whatever, it could be a chance for you to get something out of her, like an emotional diplomacy. But if the risks of her ensnaring or bitching at you are too high, don't bother.

[Hippo]

No offense man, but she seems like she's not only high maintenance but crazy as well. I'd shun that bitch, but that's just me.

[C.Mongler]

No offense man, but she seems like she's not only high maintenance but crazy as well. I'd shun that bitch, but that's just me.

Oh she's definitely crazy. That's why I think she might just be trying to troll me.

[Travis]

FORGET HER MAN

[YPrrrr]

No. She broke up with you over text, which is immature and cowardice.

She hasn't matured that much in a year. Pile that on top of the cocaine (I think, I've never heard of 'dope nose' before) recovery and you're just fucking up major.

If dope is used there like it's used here, then it's heroin

[Bushy]

If dope is used there like it's used here, then it's heroin

Oh... Thank yipper

[The artist formally known]

Don't talk to her, it won't help anything at all.

[rdl]

i cant see any good reason to go see her, other than the temptation.

[snorkel]

get together with her, she clearly wants to fuck or at least feels slightly bad for breaking off completely

If dope is used there like it's used here, then it's heroin

'dope' more often than not refers to heroin/morphine or opiates in general but I've only heard 'dope nose' refer to coke (probably because how many heroin addicts who snort do you know), while 'dope fiend' mostly refers to smack habits. and I believe he's mentioned her as a coke head before

[YPrrrr]

(probably because how many heroin addicts who snort do you know)

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[Wrench]

Are you crazy as well? Don't talk to her.  You got your drugs and it worked out for both sides. Now, cut off the contact and know that you ended not hating each other completely.

[C.Mongler]

lol i mean coke. anyway i'm too fucking curious so i decided to not listen to anyone's advice and set a date. caturday. lulz.