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my mom must think i am the best son everlol

Started by Daddy, July 25, 2010, 05:04:02 PM

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Daddy

July 25, 2010, 05:04:02 PM
She thinks I'm gay or bisexuals

She told me to stop smoking weed in the house because there is a burn mark in a room I've never even smoked in akudood;

And I don't believe in her jebus friend

All moms want a homogay potsmoking atheist son @_@

Also not gay akudood;

ME##

July 25, 2010, 05:07:12 PM #1
prove that you're not gay or bisexuals

YPrrrr

July 25, 2010, 05:08:50 PM #2
Maybe she shouldn't have decided to live in Massachusetts sillydood;

Thyme

July 25, 2010, 05:11:58 PM #3
I don't do anything my parents particularly disapprove of. giggle;

They may be a bit perplexed about my preferences in women once they learn about it but that's it.

Mando Pandango

July 25, 2010, 07:17:03 PM #4
Quote from: Thyme on July 25, 2010, 05:11:58 PM
I don't do anything my parents particularly disapprove of. giggle;

They may be a bit perplexed about my preferences in women once they learn about it but that's it.
Just bring home the biggest woman you can find one day. Even bigger than you like. Then from there it could only get better in their eyes.

"My, this girl is pretty big, don't you think? Well at least it's not like that whale that he brought home the first time."
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

Swift

July 25, 2010, 07:23:56 PM #5
you really just smoke in the house lol
after i'm gone your earth will be free to live out its miserable span of existence, as one of my satelites, and that's how it's going to be.

Nyerp

July 25, 2010, 08:36:39 PM #6
she's just trying to cover up her buyer's mother's remorse!

Classic

July 25, 2010, 08:37:31 PM #7
My mother actually told me I was her favorite.

She must really hate the other two.  n_u

Daddy

July 25, 2010, 09:56:27 PM #8
Quote from: ClassicTyler on July 25, 2010, 08:37:31 PM
My mother actually told me I was her favorite.

She must really hate the other two.  n_u
They must be huge faggots.

snorkel

July 25, 2010, 11:40:17 PM #9
JMV you ARE the best son ever

Travis

July 25, 2010, 11:41:29 PM #10
Quote from: wziard on July 25, 2010, 11:40:17 PM
JMV you ARE the best son ever
I agree. We raised such a good child ΓΆβ,,ΆΒ¥

Selkie

July 26, 2010, 11:30:21 AM #11
I don't think I could ever tell my mom about my disbelief in the bible/jebus.

I feel like she would be devastated.

Hippopo

July 26, 2010, 03:11:49 PM #12
Hey!  I'm all three of those (with the exception of being atheist.  I'm more agnostic), and my mom totally approves.   :3

Wrench

July 26, 2010, 09:41:33 PM #13
You're so gay and you don't even like boys...no you don't even like no you don't even like....

Indigo

July 27, 2010, 06:11:55 AM #14
my mom doesn't even like the fact that I'm christian but don't act/am not religious  saddood;

Only child basically so I have to be the favorite.   :(
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