Do cougars...

[Daddy]

Buy gifts for the young men they sex?

I would totally whore myself out to a saucy lady in her 30s or 40s for an Evo 4G or an iPhone 4 with no contract

[Travis]

Yes, we do.

[ME##]

Only if you promise to carry around my purse.

[Andria]

I've never seen a cougar working before so I don't know how they would afford an iphone  

I just don't see one making a good employee anywhere
also if you find a rich cougar you might be in luck

[YPrrrr]

You sound like Lawlz

[Daddy]

You sound like Lawlz

My thread title was not in caps, my good sir.

[ME##]

It can be, though.

[YPrrrr]

My thread title was not in caps, my good sir.

Yes, but 'saucy'

[Samus Aran]

Yes, but 'saucy'

i miss when Lawlz used to say "bodacious" all the time

[Nyerp]

i miss when lawlz...

no wait, i don't miss anything like that!

[Classic]

James wants to eat a 40 year old ham wallet.

[Nyerp]

James wants to eat a 40 year old ham wallet.

and you want to stick it in an 18 year old poopoo pouch, get over it

[Classic]

Oh god Nyerp, I love you.  

I wouldn't mind if James wanted to eat a ham wallet that was around his age...

But jeebus. :'(

[Travis]

some older women can be beautiful

[Classic]

21 year old with a 45 year old.



Eeeeeeeeeeeew. :'(