I am on a special mission at work

[Daddy]

I've been sent to another campus to operate the labs.

[Samus Aran]

it's suicide, don't do it

[Daddy]

It is suicide inducing.

My normal job consists of repairing computers, solving problems, talking to pretty girls, and eating food.  

This consists of sitting in a chair and making sure people sign in, who are also sometimes pretty girls and making sure the lab computers aren't borked.  

I prefer the former.

[Daddy]

They make electronic music sound gooder

[Zack777]

They'll want you to push a cart into a scanning beam and you'll fuck up the whole world,

[Cookie]

I'm a little confused about what you actually do at this new mission.

[Zack777]

I'm a little confused about what you actually do at this new mission.

This [mission] consists of sitting in a chair and making sure people sign in. 

Don't mind me

[Nyerp]

mission: impossible

[ME##]

mission: impossible

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