Woe is me (a short story about a true event)

[Selkie]

It pains me to write this. I try to write it as an outside observer and not a personal narrator. The sorrow painted all over this story tears at my heartstrings in the darkness when there is nothing else to think about. Well, here goes...

It was a beautiful day. The sun shone through the bleak sky in the early morning as my two friend and I made our way to the shore for the day. By the time we got there, the sun was completely out, and only a canvas of clouds lay in the far distance over the ocean. After a while, I spotted a nearly perfect girl. She had golden brown skin, flowing dark hair, a perfect round rear, long shapely legs, and a pair of what must have at least been 'D's leaning towards double 'D's.

We made our way to the ocean, and in the water I spotted her and her two friends. I made my way over and built up the courage to say "You have a nice accent, where is it from?" She replied "Oh, I'm from Poland". Wow...a sexy foreign girl. I continued chatting a little bit. She seemed to be flirting with me. She said that she liked America now that she "saw me".

For some odd beyond odd reason I decided to not talk her whole ear off in one sitting, and I went and sat back down with my friends. After a few minute's, Pretty Polka and her two friends came back and sat at their spot, which was about 50 feet in front of ours. We all gazed at her beauty as we sat on the beach and hung out. My friends had no idea I talked to her. They were both just totally spellbound by her hotness. I thought to myself "I'll take this slow, next time we're in the water, I'll ask her her name, maybe get a phone number when we walk back. Yea, this is good, don't rush it."

To my utter disbelief though, after about fifteen minutes, she and her friends began packing. "No," I thought..."NO." But it happened...they then made their way off the beach, and out of sight. As quickly as she entered my life, she left it. I am left with a gripping regret. If only I talked a little more in the ocean earlier. I may have gotten her number...

I learned something that day. I must not ever wait for a better time. Never put anything off. Never let an opportunity pass me by...

Take heed of this. Because it may happen to you too.

[Travis]

how did i know this would be yet another story of a boyager striking out with a woman

[Andria]

You should have chased after her 

[Daddy]

I touched a girl's boob today.

[Socks]

woe is mankind.

[ME##]

i saw girls today

[Andria]

I talked to a girl on the internet today.

[BlackDS]

I talked to a girl today, and she wants to get back together with me 

[Clodius]

the fuck

this is not a short story

[??????]

foreign women are so cute ;_;
at least they think i am funny 

[the shortest route to the sea]

I made a girl happy today!

[ME##]

I made a girl happy today!

How? 

[strongbad]

I went on a bike ride with a girl today
But I'm sorry Selkie, that's rough.

[YPrrrr]

The only girl I talked to today was my ex... we chatted about baseball

[the shortest route to the sea]

How? 

Coming during penetrative intercourse.