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Started by Daddy, July 05, 2010, 04:53:29 PM

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applesauce

According to the federal government, if a home is connected to a municipal sewer, it's in an urban area; if not, it's in a rural area. This must mean that since there are 3,275,041 people living in my MSA, and 2,803,221 in the UA, there are 471,820 people in the MSA without sewer access. Of the additional 227,850 people in my CSA of 3,502,891, the number of people lacking sewer access is unable to be determined using this method.

YPrrrr

Botanically speaking, raspberries, blackberries, and strawberries are not berries, while bananas, tomatoes, grapes, and watermelons are

ME##

Iowa is the single largest producer of ethanol in the US. wrench;

Selkie

The word "set" has more definitions than any other word in the English language.

Don't believe it? Look it up on thefreedictionary.com, you'll shit bricks.

snorkel

a.   doodthing;    +     doodthing;    =     doodthing; (all of doodthing and all of doodthing remains doodthing)
b.   doodthing;    -     doodthing;    =     doodthing; (doodthing minus doodthing still leaves doodthing)
c.   doodthing;    *     doodthing;    =     doodthing; (doodthing times infinity doodthing remains doodthing)

NEVER DIVIDE DOODTHING INTO DOODTHING.



Nyerp


snorkel

Quote from: Nyerp on July 05, 2010, 10:55:00 PM
doodthing; / doodthing;

what now bitch


Because you cannot fathom what the division equals, as you've shown

Andrios

The male to female ration in Alaska is 7:1

Daddy

Quote from: Shannon on July 06, 2010, 02:33:31 AM
The male to female ration in Alaska is 7:1
Sounds like one awesome train.

YPrrrr

Quote from: Shannon on July 06, 2010, 02:33:31 AM
The male to female ration in Alaska is 7:1
No wonder the suicide rate gets so high during the months of darkness

applesauce

Quote from: Shannon on July 06, 2010, 02:33:31 AM
The male to female ration in Alaska is 7:1


I have woman-cousin that lives in Juneau, but she is a lesbian. Lolwut.

Travis

A Venus flytrap can eat a whole cheeseburger.

??????

Quote from: Travis on July 06, 2010, 11:37:55 AM
A Venus flytrap can eat a whole cheeseburger.
LIAR
It even says on the fancy label to not feed it cheeseburgers  madood;

Travis

Quote from: Analysis Paralysis on July 06, 2010, 12:37:49 PM
LIAR
It even says on the fancy label to not feed it cheeseburgers  madood;
Hey Clucky don't get upset because it can eat even more than you baddood;

ME##

Venus Flytraps can eat a Clucky.  huhdoodame;

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