my week

[applesauce]

Hello. I will make a list.

BAD THINGS:

It's too hot.

I am too tired.

So I got back from Singapore on Saturday afternoon (13 hour time difference my balls), was bombarded with yard work, and then went to work on Monday.

All this week I have worked 10-hour shifts at work. Also, my job kinda sucks because it involves "inspecting" (measuring sq. footage and recording appliance model #s) people's apartments, which are often smelly, and are regularly filled with unpleasant people (aka Mexicans or people angry about having their apartments inspected), and I often get yelled at for various things relating to management that I know nothing about.

Furthermore, every day after getting home from work I have had to go mow lawns for another 2-3 hours and it sucks balls.

I am tired every day.

GOOD THINGS:

I was just given a ton of EE series saving bonds  dating back to 1993, worth just under $5000.

I am making money at work.

It will be over soon.

The City decided to go ahead with a New Starts application for a Nicollet/Central streetcar line.

I am going to three concerts this weekend.

INTERESTING THINGS:

Today I was inspecting an apartment occupied by a single woman, one of the 37 today. I was measuring a wall when I noticed a basket full of about two dozen vibrators.

Our office is being foreclosed. Fucking bank faggots. We're moving five blocks down the street and splitting the office in two. One part is above an awesome sushi place I like.

Thanks for reading.


Goodnight.

[Travis]

enjoy your stay

[Daddy]

BEST FIRST POST EVER

I say this because I pictured a person just picking a random forum to join just to tell them about his week.

[Socks]

how colorful were the vibrators?

[Clodius]

Sad.

[Cookie]

You fit into Boyah perfectly.

[??????]

how colorful were the vibrators?

At first I imagined them to be colored in pastel-tones, in hues of light blue and pink. 

[C.Mongler]

i like the name apple sauce but only because i like apples

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Will you be giving us weekly updates about your adventures?

At first I imagined them to be colored in pastel-tones, in hues of light blue and pink. 

I imagined a bucket full of pink rods slathered in an unidentified slime. :'(

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

At first I imagined them to be colored in pastel-tones, in hues of light blue and pink. 

In an Easter basket with that fake plastic grass shit.

[applesauce]

Hello.

I will not make a list. I will tell a story.

Had french toast. It was good.

Tried to go to the Home Depot in Northeast, but had to turn back due to immense diarrhea.

Tried to go to Home Depot again. This time it worked.

Purchased 5 LED light bulbs, two boxes of bags, and a lot of industrial shelving. The shelving weighed 1,630 pounds in total. At least that's what the boxes said.

Put the shelving in the basement of an apartment building. This was tiring because it was heavy and it was 93 today.

Went and looked at some tuck-pointing, because the guy who was doing it OD'd on some prescription drugs, slit his wrists in a suicide attempt, and is now locked up at HCMC.

Got a water at a coffee shop.

Looked at the space where most of our new office is going to be. It was much cleaner than the last time I was there. It used to be a welding shop, until the welder bought a farm in Wisconsin.

Toured the building where the rest of our office might be located, if we buy it. The downstairs is nice- it has a nice restaurant, two bars, and a club in it. Also a vacant restaurant space. But the upstairs is a mess. It used to be 18 apartments, but they've been unoccupied for 20+ years and are torn to hell. Besides, no one would live above a club. At least not without sound attenuation. The roof was only about 5 years old, and they even wrapped the center parapet.

Then we went to this condo building because we had to set up the model (the old one sold) and we get there and find that the fucking cleaners reassembled the bed, but in the wrong room, and it has to be taken apart to fit out and into the right room. How nice of them.

Drove around looking looking for this one building owned by the guy who owns the building across the parking lot from the one we might buy. He wants to tear part of it down because part of the roof collapsed during that huge-ass storm we had last week, and it collapsed on a Mexican grocery store, which was then abandoned for a week and is now on the verge of being condemned and declared a public health hazard. Actually, most of the time we were just looking for Van Buren Street.

Went home and sat down for like five minutes, ended up sleeping for an hour.

Mowed the lawn.

Biked to the The Hold Steady show. It was good.

Biked home, singing "America the Beautiful" most of the way.

Did some fireworks.

Thanks for reading.

Goodnight.

[Andria]

I read all that and all I can think about is wanting some applesauce 

[spaceman]

You better stay because you're the best new user in the world.

Can i change my boyah awards vote or what

[Geno]

What the fuck this guy is awesome

[ahshshj]

This guy is pretty cool.