thread for E3 impressions lol

[Andria]

Idk how I'm going to afford them all

[spaceman]

G4 is just uncomfortable to watch.

The ugly dudes with shitty facial hair playing twisted metal while trying to talk to a girl made me cringe.

And then the booth babe started feeding them pie which was just weird.

Also what happened with that dude on the .gif from G4? 

[Andria]

Knowing G4 they had him do that on purpose to get attention 

[Volvagia]

*"5:45 Update: In a closed door, developers roundtable hosted by Nintendo, a non-playable demo of Ocarina of Time for the 3DS was on display."


OH MY GOD IT'S REAL

ITS FUCKING REAL

http://uk.ds.ign.com/articles/109/1098192p1.html

[don't let's]

DKC was looking pretty good.

[C.Mongler]

ok well nintendo won e3 obviously, but eh lets see

zelda looks cool
playstation plus? why. why should i pay for demos and themes for 50 bucks a month? an infamous demo. hooowaah boy. or i could spend 25 bucks and just fucking buy infamous.
uhhhhhhh i dunno other things looked cool too

[Volvagia]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTYtH28esTg[/youtube]

Oh how I wish they did this instead

[Nyerp]

Posted 6:46 PST

The Skyward Sword will become the Master Sword, apparently.
Posted 6:46 PST

It's the "master sword."
Posted 6:46 PST

The sword possesses intelligence, and will assume the semi-human form in the teaser poster shown last year.
Posted 6:46 PST

The reason he goes down is in the title--it's the Skyward Sword.
Posted 6:46 PST

However, the revelation prompts a series of events which forces him to go to the land beneath the clouds.
Posted 6:44 PST

One day, he learns there is a land below the clouds ruled by evil forces.
Posted 6:44 PST

In this Zelda, Link is a little boy born into a land above the clouds called Skyloft.
Posted 6:43 PST

He said the scene this morning showing Link diving off a cliff into a bank of clouds was meant to be "impactful" because it was an important event in the story.

WUT!!!!!

[Classic]

Nintendo rocked my cock this year.

They'll have all my money. ;_;

[Volvagia]

round table shit

I read this too, I was like, wut, then I was like

some of the questions asked by the reporters were fucking retarded though, god damn it pay attention to your comments you reporting companies you.

[Nyerp]

Posted 7:21 PST

Answer: No.
Posted 7:21 PST

He asked if the images of the evolution of the Zelda series in the trailer has to do with the story.

awwwww damn it

[Daddy]

jmv's care o-meter and commentary



Zelda.

as always, though fucking motion controls and that stupid right hand bullshit anger me. also the subtitle is retarded but it's zelda and has no stupid trains so it will be nice


Kid Icarus

Can you say GENERIC HERO VOICE? Really, that voice sounds so fucking similar to every generic hero in a video game or cartoon. Game looks good though

Kirby's Epic Yarn

i first read this as epic yam.  also "epic" fuck you nintendo. also reminds me of yoshi's story. i liked that game this game looks like it will be cook

[Nyerp]

you don't even play video gams!!

also

are there any more e3 conferences

[Geno]

you don't even play video gams!!

also

Yes there's more tomorrow. I forgot who though.

[ME##]

I would imagine Square Enix would go tomorrow.  I hope.