self restraint

[Daddy]

So I am in geology and the professor said he doesn't know how magnets work. He then mentioned magic


It took so much restraint to not make a 'fucking magnets how do they work' referrence

[Daddy]

Also how do I talk to gril

[l a c e y]

lol what. open your mouth and let some words come out.

[Daddy]

I talked omg.

[Travis]

baby steps jmv

[Andria]

I talked omg.

ONE SMALL STEP FOR JMV, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR JMV KIND

[famy]

easy jmv dont get her pregnant

[Daddy]

Too late

[ME##]

What will you name him/her?

[Daddy]

If a boy then bowel
If a girl then euthera

[Wrench]

Holy crap, I would've laughed possibly to the point of others hearing.