Dear high school boyagers

[strongbad]

yeah from 6th grade

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Does anyone remember these, or was it a Canadian thing?



    * Black: sexual intercourse
    * Blue: blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance)
    * Green: cunnilingus  (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug)
    * Clear: whatever you want  (alternate meaning: hug)
    * Orange: kiss
    * Yellow: hug (alternate meaning: analingus)
    * Red: lap dance (alternate meaning: French kiss, oral sex)
    * Purple: anal sex  (alternate meaning: holding hands, doggy style)
    * Silver: fisting
    * White: flash your tits (alternate meaning: gay kiss, French kiss)
    * Pink: flashing
    * Gold glitter: make out
    * Brown: toss my salad, i.e., analingus
    * Glow in the dark: using sex toys, e.g. vibrators, dildos, etc.

this is what they all mean. woot.

kids did that in my school and i hated it too

[ME##]

Why do some of the colours have such radically different meanings? @_@

[Daddy]

Why do those all look like the band from a condom?

[??????]

Why do those all look like the band from a condom?

>>Implying you ever seen a condom.

[Mando Pandango]

>>Implying you ever seen a condom.

Health class, herro.

Also it's only one >.

[YPrrrr]

Why does that model seemingly have more purple than orange?

and no black

[strongbad]

Why does that model seemingly have more purple than orange?

and no black

She only likes it in the butt

[Josh]

I don't get them either, and scene kids are bring them in by the fistfull at my school.

[l a c e y]

i remember when these were popular in like grade seven or eight. the little friggen like 11 year olds and under would be wearing them and not have a clue what they meant. it was hilarious. plus people would just wear the colors they liked because of course most of the the kids then had never had any sexual relationship with anyone.

[spaceman]

Update: They've spread to Chicago area middle schools.

[C.Mongler]

its elementary kids mostly. i stole one of my sisters. it broke as i slid it on my wrist ops

[BlackDS]

They are a new gay fad like collection pokemon cards in elementary school (aka, little retard school). I had one of those bands that looked like a penis, it was even yellow. But then some bitch ripped it in half because I shot it down her shirt   cjlubdoods;

[spaceman]

gay fad

pokemon cards

Hey fuck you. 

[Det in F♯ Major]

i have those lmao
three on my wrist right now
four more upstairs
24 more in the mail bahaha