holy shit lol

[Samus Aran]

I was just looking through some old Nintendo Power mags for some good posters from back in the day, and guess what fell out of one of them?

3 tiny calendar pages with nude models on them that I must've swiped from my stepdad a long-ass time ago. They're from 1999. We have Samantha, a blonde, for March. Maria, a brunette, for November. And Susan, another blonde, from December. I must've thought he'd be less likely to notice if I ripped out ones from seemingly random months? Or maybe these were my favorites? Either way I clearly had shitty tastes in women when I was a preteen.

Man, finding old, hidden porn was not what I was expecting when it comes to nostalgia, but I guess it certainly does take me back.

[Daddy]

I request that you post pics so we can see how bad this supposed taste was.

[Samus Aran]

I request that you post pics so we can see how bad this supposed taste was.

well i just threw them away but hold on i'll dig them back out lol

[Samus Aran]

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i guess susan is a tiny bit cute but in general these are just fake, generic nude models

at that age i guess i was probably just trying to get any boobs i could fap to

[Mando Pandango]

Samantha and Maria's boobs are hilarious. The nipples are pointing in opposite directions.

[rdl]

when i was 11 i didnt even know what fapping was lol
but i guess it was probably an old calendar idk

[Nyerp]

ew

[Socks]

shit i'm jerking it right now son...

much obliged.

[Classic]

Oh god.
lol

Poor Kaz. Pre-Teenagers have no taste in anything.

[Wrench]

Kaz...let's just say I'm happy you're with Hensa now. Those girls are disgusting. Hensa is pretty.

[Bushy]

Nude Women =/= Porn

[Oh]

 Hey Kaz remember the time I was over playing Super Nintendo and we snuck into your stepdads study and manage to find playboy magazines so we went to my house and opened them to realize they were only covers for a gay porn magazine? And then we all got ice cream.

[Geno]

Hey Kaz remember that time when we went to take the trash out for Mr. Krabs and we saw a new word written on the dumpster? And then we started saying it and Mr. Krabs got mad? Then we tried not to say it but then you said it while we were playing eels and escalators? And then I said it and we both went to tell Mr. Krabs? And then we had to paint Mr. Krab's mom's house? And then we got ice cream?

[Samus Aran]

hey geno remember that time i banned you for shitposting the same irrelevant sort of posts in the same format in every thread you could in order to piss me off?

remember that time i didn't unban you afterward?

ever?

[Geno]

hey geno remember that time i banned you for shitposting the same irrelevant sort of posts in the same format in every thread you could in order to piss me off?

remember that time i didn't unban you afterward?

ever?

Actually this is like the first time I've done it outside the chat thread  cjlubdoods;