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Trees Blossoming

Started by Wrench, April 16, 2010, 04:16:21 AM

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Wrench

So on my campus and some areas around where I live, there are these trees with white petals growing with them. Just any other trees, right? Wrong. Yesterday as I walking to my car from school, I walked past some of these. All of a sudden, it smelled like someone creamed fucking everywhere. I literally thought someone jizzed over here. Then, as I am driving home, I drive by the same kind of trees and EYWGDEHSFH THE JIZZ SMELL TOOK OVER MY CAR. My friend told me that they smell like that whenever they are blossoming. ugly;

Do you guys have these kind of trees? lol

FAMY2

Magnolias? 



There are tons of them here too.

Wrench

Quote from: FAMY2 on April 16, 2010, 04:46:11 AM
Magnolias? 

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There are tons of them here too.

Yes! Those little devils. LOL

Aren't they just pleasant?

Travis

does jizz even have a smell?

Wrench

Quote from: Travis on April 16, 2010, 10:01:44 AM
does jizz even have a smell?

1. Locate pictures of JMV's legs
2. Masturbate to them
3. Right before cumming, put your left hand in front of your pee hole.
4. Catch the jizz
5. Bring to nose and smell
6. ???
7. PROFIT!!!

Cookie

Yeah we have some of those. Here they smell like urine.

Classic

Quote from: Travis on April 16, 2010, 10:01:44 AM
does jizz even have a smell?

The best way I can describe it is a bleachy smell.

??????

Flower petals swirl around me while I listen to music.
In your fucking face.

Although, I almost poked my eye out with an unknown branch that was behind my head.  cjlubdoods;

Andria

Quote from: Analysis Paralysis on April 16, 2010, 12:05:55 PM
Flower petals swirl around me while I listen to music.
In your fucking face.

Although, I almost poked my eye out with an unknown branch that was behind my head.  cjlubdoods;

I would take almost poking my eye out over having a piece of tree fly down my throat and almost choking me to death any day.  baddood;

And there are a ton of those trees at my school so the smelly flowers are everywhere

snorkel


Mando Pandango

Quote from: Travis on April 16, 2010, 10:01:44 AM
does jizz even have a smell?
How do you not notice the smell of jizz. Hell you don't even need to catch it, just smell your hand after wanking.
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

Travis

Quote from: Man of Popsicle on April 17, 2010, 01:35:07 PM
How do you not notice the smell of jizz. Hell you don't even need to catch it, just smell your hand after wanking.
not much of a smell really

Mando Pandango

WELL GOSH I GUESS MY JIZZ JUST HAS A STRONG SMELL
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

LCK

Quote from: Travis on April 17, 2010, 01:35:58 PM
not much of a smell really
wat

Quote from: Man of Popsicle on April 17, 2010, 01:38:20 PM
WELL GOSH I GUESS MY JIZZ JUST HAS A STRONG SMELL

you're not alone, travis is just a freak wariodood;

Travis


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