OH GOD NO WAT IS IT

[?????]

So there is this weird thing on my skin. It doesn't look like it should be there. I'm fucking scared. I've decided to turn the Boyah's medical prowess. Can anyone save me from my horrible fate?

So my skin is itchy sometimes. Like once a month. Is this normal, or what?

HALP

[Travis]

You have Leprosy

[Andria]

You have a rare skin disease  

I am sorry to say it is 100% fatal and there is no possible way you will survive. If I were you I would just cut the arm off in hopes that it would stop the spread.

[?????]

Thank you so much you guys. I had no idea I had cancer. Fuck my life.

It's all better now. Here's a picture:

[spoiler][/spoiler]

[??????]

Characteristics of "weird" are oh so rare.

You're dying. 

[?????]

Characteristics of "weird" are oh so rare.

You're dying. 

The Boyah Docs beat you to it. I already got amputated so I'm safe

[snorkel]

lupus.

[Andria]

Thank you so much you guys. I had no idea I had cancer. Fuck my life.

It's all better now. Here's a picture:

[spoiler][/spoiler]

Sir that is a leg, I think you amputated the wrong body part.

[?????]

No, no, no! It can't be wrong. No! I won't believe this!

[Samus Aran]

Sir that is a leg, I think you amputated the wrong body part.

looks like a crayfish to me

[Travis]

No, no, no! It can't be wrong. No! I won't believe this!

i was about to sneeze when i read this and for some reason it made me laugh also so i did this weird sneeze chuckle

[Dullahan]

That's your autopsy.

[?????]

No, everything 's gone black
No, there's not going back
No, I can't stop the attack

Where did we go wrong
We were going so strong
And it dragged on for so long
Well, so long

My life is a blur
It just seems so unfair
I've fallen prey to another saboteur
I watch and wait for my chauffeur

I see my body go
A laughter is heard from below
And the wheels trudge through the snow
I'll be waking in a moment or so
That man must be another John Doe
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