So today I realized...

[The spy who loves you]

My best friend is a fucking self righteous asshole.

And I'm not sure how I feel about that.

[Oh]

 Cool

[snorkel]

One of my best friends is extremely self-righteous and on occasion an asshole, we work well together though

[strongbad]

I would say that I have three really close friends. One of them is very secretive and sarcastic, the other is very nice and supporting, and the other one is a hipster who I never get to see anymore.
Take what you want from this.

[rdl]

I am a self-righteous asshole.

[??????]

Our admin is a self-righteous asshole.
Take what you want from this.

[Travis]

My self-righteous asshole is a fucking best friend.

And I'm not sure how I feel about that.

[the shortest route to the sea]

My best friends are entitled self-important sons of bitches and we get along great

so I don't worry at all about it

[Zach]

I used to have close friends, but not so much anymore.

[Wrench]

All of my close friends are assholes in their own ways. I still love them though

[?????]

I read your post as: my best friend is fucking my asshole.