have you ever

[Socks]

yes but I like being drunk less than pretty much every other flavor of... experience

i agree. the infrequent use, coupled with a hard variety, causes drinking to be a rather legit experience anyway. properly done.

[C-Scharp]

3 Times. Though the third time was the last time I ever drink beer or alcohol. Grosses the hell out of me now.

[l a c e y]

are you drunk right now lacey

i was and i dodged a hangover

[the shortest route to the sea]

Someone once put whisky in my mouth and I fell over.

[Travis]

Someone once put whisky in my mouth and I fell over.

whiskey is great

[strongbad]

no, but i definitely will in college
it seems a lot safer, and my parents would be very disappointed in me if I got drunk in highschool, and i don't really care regardless.

[the shortest route to the sea]

whiskey is great

not when you're falling over

[Travis]

not when you're falling over

i don't get why you fell over

[the shortest route to the sea]

i don't get why you fell over

because i drank whisky 

We were at a party and a friend of mine came up to me with a glass, saying "drink this, don't sniff it." I had had my first beer a few days before and he knew I didn't enjoy it, so he was just trying to mess with my not having a taste for alcohol (except gin!). I knew it was whisky but I was on the spot so I drank it, thought it was grossish when it hit the front of my tongue but said to myself "ok I'll swallow." When it hit the back of my tongue I started to gag really strongly, spit it all out and fell over from the shock. Blech.

tl;dr because I drank whisky 

[Travis]

because i drank whisky 

We were at a party and a friend of mine came up to me with a glass, saying "drink this, don't sniff it." I had had my first beer a few days before and he knew I didn't enjoy it, so he was just trying to mess with my not having a taste for alcohol (except gin!). I knew it was whisky but I was on the spot so I drank it, thought it was grossish when it hit the front of my tongue but said to myself "ok I'll swallow." When it hit the back of my tongue I started to gag really strongly, spit it all out and fell over from the shock. Blech.

tl;dr because I drank whisky 

it's not that bad

[Geno]

Whoever says no is either lying, has no social skills, or is wrench

[Daddy]

Sam does every other weekend then makes out with someone and tells us in disgust how she won't drink ever again. Then it repeats

Like every other girl between 16 and 23

[ME##]

Whoever says no is either lying, has no social skills, or is wrench

Does that make me Wrench then

[Geno]

Does that make me Wrench then

That makes you the second one

[Travis]

but geno i'm not lying and i have social skills