After years of my Melee disc being missing, I found it

[Socks]

curly pubic hair   

[Daddy]

curly pubic hair   

you mean there's noncurly pubes?

[Socks]

you mean there's noncurly pubes?

think outside the box

[fox127]

I lost Kirby Canvas Curse 5 years ago. Pissed me off. Then, I got an R4.
So, yay.

[?????]

think outside the box

Short pubes aren't curly... are they?

[Socks]

Short pubes aren't curly... are they?

[spoiler]jmv should be ashamed[/spoiler]

[?????]

I once had really long pubes. Once they got stuck in between my foreskin. It hurt. 

[sans culottes]

I don't recall missing anything now... at least anything relevant enough to recall. I do remember that my friend said he swore he was missing a gram of weed after leaving my house, so I hope that if it is here, I find it before anyone else does. Dx

[ncba93ivyase]

I had about 300 hours worth of rigorous breeding

damn claquesous when'd you become a pimp

[Linkjge]

Open up Mario Kart DS box

Find Metroid Prime Hunters Demo

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

[Wrench]

i think my e-reader's in my closet

ewww is it gay

[Nyerp]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

i hate when something like that happens, but i haven't lost any ds games, just put them in the wrong boxes

ewww is it gay

yeah, "e-reader is really gay" was pretty much the whole marketing campaign

[Lexie]

my camera.(which is kind of a huge deal)

My Edward Scissorhands dvd
and a very special bracelet of mine

[??????]

I've lost this snake inside of a ball 3 times in my life and the intervals between each of them were around 4 years apart. 

[Daddy]

Madeleine McCann