Good lord

[Hiro]

I was browsing reddit and paying really close attention to what i was reading, when suddenly i realize that i'm listening to "Breaking the Habit" by Linkin Park. I don't even know why it's on my Zune. I don't know how it got this way, i know It's not alright. SO I'M BREEEEAAAAAKIIING THE HAAAAABIT TONIGHT! ITT not realizing what you're doing

[?????]

IM BREAKING THE HABIT

[Mando Pandango]

One time I had Sex and the City on the TV for 10 minutes before I realized I was watching Sex and the City because I wasn't really paying attention.

[?????]

I once was watching porn for like 3 minutes, and then I was liek o kewl pr0n.

[Daddy]

Sometimes I cup my dick and balls in my hand and don't realize it.

[?????]

When I wake up my hands are always in my PJs, I don't know why. Also, I'm being serious this time.

[Skylark]

my brother and i were doing notecards and he stopped and read me what he just wrote. it was "one or more letters used to represent the name of an elephant"  he's cute

[?????]

lulz how old is he?

[Skylark]

14

[sans culottes]

When I wake up my hands are always in my PJs, I don't know why. Also, I'm being serious this time.

sexual dreams, probably. jack off before you sleep to avoid this problem.

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

This guy in my psych class said, in front of everyone mind you, he used to sleepwalk over to his dresser and pee in his sock drawer.
We were talking about dreams and sleep and blah and were sharing mild stories, but everyone was quiet when he was done.
I wonder if he still pees on socks.

[Sillbury]

i'd sure like to pee on socks

[Mando Pandango]

I bet Socks is into that kind of thing.

[Dullahan]

Sometimes... when I get really lonely... I'll sit on my hand... wait until it gets numb... and then masturbate with it.

I call it a stranger. Ever given yourself a stranger?

[Veal]

"one or more letters used to represent the name of an elephant"

what