tell us your unproblems

[the shortest route to the sea]

i'd suck your dick though

And neither one of us would have a positive experience.

[Socks]

And neither one of us would have a positive experience.

speak for yourself

[the shortest route to the sea]

speak for yourself

It's hard to enjoy something when someone's stabbing you in the neck.

[Socks]

It's hard to enjoy something when someone's stabbing you in the neck.

i didn't know your dick was that large

[the shortest route to the sea]

i didn't know your dick was that large

If by that you mean kitchen knife, then yes. It's about a food and a half long.

[Socks]

If by that you mean kitchen knife, then yes. It's about a food and a half long.

if that's what you call it, Alyssdingo

[the shortest route to the sea]

if that's what you call it, Alyssdingo

Dingo?

[Socks]

Dingo?

everyone knows mandingo is packing

[Mando Pandango]

There was an HIV/AIDS concert event on campus today and it wasn't a huge concert but we managed to book a few sort of big artists. The only one I cared about was Catch-22 so I showed up in time for that. The trumpet player was selling their merch and they didn't have any shirts my size so I decided to get a CD. They were $10, all I had was $20. After some confusion about how he didn't have the right change, I decided I would just get 2 CDs and save us both the trouble. He gave me a 3rd CD free for being awesome I guess.

[ncba93ivyase]

I never really feel sadness.

I'm pretty much always just mildly happy.

[??????]

I never really feel sadness.

I'm pretty much always just mildly happy.

i never really feel remorse that often

jmv says i am evil ;_;

[Socks]

i never really feel remorse that often

you just detach yourself from the repercussions 

[??????]

you just detach yourself from the repercussions 

i'm so good at it I sometimes forget who I am and question if I'm real 

[Socks]

i almost always question whether you're real or not too

[FAMY2]

All of us have at one time or another.