She was a pretty nice girl,

[Socks]

of about 16 i would say. And he was picking his nose. Strolling along cross eyed focused on his finger dug up in his nose. And she was talking. His other hand was lazily holding an umbrella butt close to his face. She was getting rained on. And I kind of burst out in a chicken bawl of laughter and stared.

It was simply amazement, you know? COSMIC amazement, as the lesbians might say. That situations like this occur and the bitches we get have their pudgy fingers up their noses?

[ME##]

You kind of burst out laughing, so it really wasn't a burst of laughter at all?

[Socks]

You kind of burst out laughing, so it really wasn't a burst of laughter at all?

you just cosmically fucked my mind

[the shortest route to the sea]

I certainly don't say cosmic amazement, and neither do any of my lesbian friends.

It took me a read or two to understand what you were describing, though.

[Socks]

It took me a read or two to understand what you were describing, though.

that's because you're not a writer

[??????]

i say cosmopolitan

what do i win

[Socks]

what do i win

my congested heart and tared lungs

[the shortest route to the sea]

that's because you're not a writer

Yes I am

plus, artistic license is not an invitation to be uselessly convoluted. Sure, you can set the stage abstractly with a he and she, and set up the conflict and distance between him, but between that and floating gerundives, it was not effective.

[Socks]

Yes I am

you like to stick your finger in your nose don't you? 

[the shortest route to the sea]

you like to stick your finger in your nose don't you? 

N-no, I find it kind of gross.

[YPrrrr]

This whole thing confuses me

[Socks]

This whole thing confuses me

[?????]

This whole thing confuses me

It's about a guy with a girl. The guy is totally ignoring the girl and picking his nose. What part did you get stuck on?

[Travis]

socks makes amazing threads

[?????]

socks makes amazing threads

YEAH GO COCKS