Silly old people stories

[Daddy]

On Thanksgiving my grandfather got mad at the TV because it had a Billy Mays commercial and he's dead. 


what silly old people stories do you have?

[Classic]

My grandfather believes Fox News. 

[Cookie]

My grandfather ran over his mailbox with a lawn mower. He was using a push mower. 

[Socks]

my grandfather's donkey would not eat unless fed directly by my grandfather 

[LCK]

my grandparents are all dead

[??????]

my grandfather's donkey would not eat unless fed directly by my grandfather 

SAME

Also my mom's father was obsessed with weaponry and murdered several men. 

My father's father is fat and old and he does nothing. 

ALSO BROTIP: JMV'S GRANDFATHER LOOKS LIKE JMV

[Minus;]

my grandparents are all dead

I still have one alive...

[snorkel]

my grandma has diabetes

[Veal]

My grandma smells weird.

[sans culottes]

My dad's mom died when I was four so I didn't get to know her very well. My dad's dad died when I was ten and I knew him a little, but I wish he lived longer because he has a very similar sense of humor to my dad and I, and if he lived longer, we could've made an awesome movie together, for serious.

My mom's dad is a devout catholic who watches Fox News, but he's very friendly and ethnically jewish. He's also an Okie. My mom's mom was apparently a bitch when she was younger and hates asian people, but you could never imagine that because she's a gentle and quiet old lady.

I have a multitude of stories about how my dad's grandfather was, and according to my uncle, my mom's (maternal) grandfather was in the KKK (either that or he got into trouble with the KKK, but the former is more likely since he was an english protestant).

[Travis]

my one grandpa wears dentures and has diabetes

my other grandma is super cool

my other grandpa is a republican and he's ok

my other grandma plays tennis

my cat is crazy

[?????]

my grandparents are all dead

This. I was actually in the same room when my grandma died.

But it didn't faze me. 

[LCK]

This. I was actually in the same room when my grandma died.

But it didn't faze me. 

i was in the hospital room when one of my grandmas died
didn't really bother me, i barely knew her
all of them died before i turned 8

[?????]

i was in the hospital room when one of my grandmas died
didn't really bother me, i barely knew her
all of them died before i turned 8

Exactly, I didn't know her either. I never met my mom's parents, and I didn't really know my dad's parents.

[Samus Aran]

my grandma is so uptight and full of herself without realizing it, and she overreacts about pretty much everything, often screaming or crying at the dumbest things

my grandpa rolls his corn on the cob in the butter just to piss her off