Tell us something we don't know about you

[Minus;]

So, who the hell is this justjack guy anyway? I've never seen him here before.

Just a guy

[Bushy]

Just a guy

Just a jackoff

[Minus;]

Just a jackoff

That validity of that statement is questionable.

[Houdini]

I've grown a legitimate mustache before. Those were good times.

[Minus;]

I've grown a legitimate mustache before. Those were good times.

I've worn a mustache before, then my friend took it away.
Great times, but would have been greater if i could have kept it.

[Travis]

as a child i drank laundry detergent

[Bushy]

as a child i drank laundry detergent

I tried eating soap when I was 3 because it looked like vanilla ice cream

[?????]

I tried eating soap when I was 3 because it looked like vanilla ice cream

lol

I cried when I fell in mud, but that's normal... right?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I fell off the top of the slide in 5th grade.

[LCK]

- I once ate a lot of cottage cheese and drank a lot of strawberry Kool-Aid, then I vomited up strawberry cottage cheese.

-I learned about masturbation from the man show.

-First time I ever masturbated I was 8.

I fell off the top of the slide in 5th grade.

i fell off the slide in 6th grade and broke 3 bones 

[Veal]

I learned about masturbation from my uncle.

He was very helpful.

[?????]

I learned about masturbation from my uncle.

He was very helpful.

Did he hold it for you? What a guy.

[Veal]

Did he hold it for you? What a guy.

How can someone hold it for you while you carry out the act? There's not enough room. I've tried.

He showed me how and had to help me do it until I was about 9 because my little arms were too weak.

[Travis]

my uncle taught me how to make fart noises

[?????]

How can someone hold it for you while you carry out the act? There's not enough room. I've tried.

He showed me how and had to help me do it until I was about 9 because my little arms were too weak.

Maybe I have a gigantic penis? I started masturbating and now I have muscles in my right arm.. nothing in my left arm.