This is strange

[?????]

I remember when I was a wee lad, and the very though of Christmas would excite me to no end. I would shake with glee every time I removed a loop from my "Counting Tree." I believed in magic, and that Santa Claus shit. But, now I don't care as much as I used to. There isn't something that I really want this year. This year is different.
[spoiler]Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air[/spoiler]

In all seriousness, does anyone else think this Christmas isn't going to be as enjoyable as other Christmas.

[Travis]

it's been decreasing every year for years

[Veal]

it's been decreasing every year for years

bingo bango

[?????]

Maybe we should all take drugs to make Christmas even better! amirite or amirite

[Veal]

If we were all children again, life would be perfect.

[Hiro]

RUN AWAY

[??????]

I remembered when I was a kid I wished Christmas looked like what was on television and on advertisement.
Over the years my Christmases weren't celebrated because my families would fight with each other and we're extremely poor to afford anything.

I tended to appreciate the small things instead, like sharing and appreciation instead of the materialistic side of commercialized Christmas.

This Christmas I'm probably going to attend this orphanage and spread happiness to the kids there with some other people, it'll probably be the most meaningful Christmas I ever had.

[YPrrrr]

Maybe we should all take drugs to make Christmas even better! amirite or amirite

That's why there's alcohol in the egg nog

[?????]

That's why there's alcohol in the egg nog

LQTM

Also, what the fuck is wrong with me. I don't want anything... am I spoiled?

[Houdini]

LQTM

Also, what the fuck is wrong with me. I don't want anything... am I spoiled?

Either spoiled or enlightened. How much shit do you already have?

[YPrrrr]

LQTM

Also, what the fuck is wrong with me. I don't want anything... am I spoiled?

If anything I'd say it means the opposite

[?????]

Either spoiled or enlightened. How much shit do you already have?

All I really have is my video games and my computer. The last thing I bought was MW2, the game before that was last Christmas. I bought my computer this year........ OH NO I SPOILER MYSELF

[??????]

LQTM

Also, what the fuck is wrong with me. I don't want anything... am I spoiled?

Your mesolimbic pathway's dopamine levels are deficient from lack of rewards from over the years causing you to feel indifferent towards materialistic goods.

it means u r a faget

[Houdini]

All I really have is my video games and my computer. The last thing I bought was MW2, the game before that was last Christmas. I bought my computer this year........ OH NO I SPOILER MYSELF

You have syphilis.

[?????]

This is the worst day of my life. I'm a gay man with syphilis. ;(