who the FUCK brings a huge dog to thanksgiving dinner

[??????]

it just distracts you by the mere fact that it's there, and you're forced to devote attention to it and forget about your shitty sorry state of affairs while you pick up dog shit as it strolls along.

aww but you're forgetting one main thing 


they shed their fur everywhere and make it dusty and smelly 

[Nyerp]

big dogs bite off the hands of children and jump up on tables and steal goddamn turkeys

little dogs yip and whine

this is a big dog that also yips and whines

it sounds cute, go pet it

[sans culottes]

why the FUCK are you posting on boyah right now when you should be dealing with your dog problem

[Oh]

 I just pictured Lawlz wearing a Genesis shirt in his boxers wrestling a great dane over the cripsy turkey on the table. I then burst out in laughter. Lawlz, don't ever leave. 

[ncba93ivyase]

why the FUCK are you posting on boyah right now when you should be dealing with your dog problem

i was trying to get away from the dog

i went out to the kitchen to carve my turkey and my goddamn uncle decided it'd be funny to open my door and let that hound in my room

i yelled at his ass and he put the dog in his car

I just pictured Lawlz wearing a Genesis shirt in his boxers wrestling a great dane over the cripsy turkey on the table. I then burst out in laughter. Lawlz, don't ever leave. 

I dress more like this:

[ncba93ivyase]

Also, I have a loli wallpaper and I'm sure he saw it when he busted in my room to let his dog run around.

I feel proud.

[Nyerp]

Also, I have a loli wallpaper and I'm sure he saw it when he busted in my room to let his dog run around.

I feel proud.

WOW

[ncba93ivyase]

WOW

is that a "WOW THAT'S COOL" or a "WOW YOU'RE STUPID" or a "WOW YOU'RE A FREAK"

[Nyerp]

is that a "WOW THAT'S COOL" or a "WOW YOU'RE STUPID" or a "WOW YOU'RE A FREAK"

all three

[Houdini]

Feed it your dick instead and see what happens.

[Nyerp]

Feed it your dick instead and see what happens.

loss of blood AND manhood

a 2-for-1 deal

[Houdini]

loss of blood AND manhood

a 2-for-1 deal

Jeepers. Is it Christmas already?

[Veal]

So did you kill it?

[YPrrrr]

Feed it your dick instead and see what happens.

Then at least the title of this thread would make sense

[ncba93ivyase]

Then at least the title of this thread would make sense

Houdini edited the title and apparently only you noticed.