who the FUCK brings a huge dog to thanksgiving dinner

[ncba93ivyase]

I have the crispiest, most delicious goddamn turkey in the kitchen and the goddamn dog my uncle brought is trying to take it.

I forced the little rat bastard into the garage and my uncle got pissed, but damnit, it's my house and my turkey and I'm not sharing it with some goddamn mutt.

[sans culottes]

fuck you lawlz
i hope that dog kicks your ass

[??????]

i would personally dip a piece of turkey in hot sauce and give it to the dog

that or stuff it with chocolate to learn

Dogs are so intelligent. n____n

[ncba93ivyase]

i would personally dip a piece of turkey in hot sauce and give it to the dog

that or stuff it with chocolate to learn

Dogs are so intelligent. n____n

I'm not giving a single piece of turkey to that filthy beast.

I have some of this in the fridge, so I should just put it on some old lunch meat.

[Nyerp]

i hope it bites you

and that it has rabies so it'll give you rabies just because you're a greedy fuck turkey fucker

[??????]

I'm not giving a single piece of turkey to that filthy beast.

I have some of this in the fridge, so I should just put it on some old lunch meat.

mix it with some xylitol if you have any ~_^

it causes liver pain in doggies

[Classic]

You sick bastards.

[Socks]

i don't understand how pets add that extra pizazz that would otherwise be lacking and making your day suck or something.  

[ncba93ivyase]

holy shit he brought the goddamn thing back in and now it's barking and whining

i'm going to kill it

I'm going to kill it.

[Nyerp]

holy shit he brought the goddamn thing back in and now it's barking and whining

i'm going to kill it

I'm going to kill it.

kill everyone lawlz

you know you want to

just release your inner emotions into a bloody hurricane of rage

[ncba93ivyase]

kill everyone lawlz

you know you want to

just release your inner emotions into a bloody hurricane of rage

no

i just really hate dogs that are more than 30 cm tall

[??????]

i don't understand how pets add that extra pizazz that would otherwise be lacking and making your day suck or something.  

uuh all you do as attach bullshit emotions like trust and loyalty to a dog and presto it makes you feel happy

[Nyerp]

no

i just really hate dogs that are more than 30 cm tall

uh, the smallest dogs are usually considered the most annoying

[Socks]

uuh all you do as attach bullshit emotions like trust and loyalty to a dog and presto it makes you feel happy

it just distracts you by the mere fact that it's there, and you're forced to devote attention to it and forget about your shitty sorry state of affairs while you pick up dog shit as it strolls along.

[ncba93ivyase]

uh, the smallest dogs are usually considered the most annoying

big dogs bite off the hands of children and jump up on tables and steal goddamn turkeys

little dogs yip and whine

this is a big dog that also yips and whines