WHAT'RE YOU DOING FOR THANKSGIVING TOMORROW?

[Daddy]

That's what I'm doing. But instead of the Giant's game, I'm watching the dog show. 

SOUNDS JUST AS GAY

[Hippopo]

SOUNDS JUST AS GAY

That's because it is. 

[Nyerp]

i watched two hours of macy's thonksgovong doy porode and will probably be forced to see fantastic mr. fux

[Socks]

will probably be forced to see fantastic mr. fux

i'm going to see Precious

[Nyerp]

i'm going to see Precious

isn't that about some fat black girl

[Socks]

isn't that about some fat black girl

yeah, i'll fit right in 

[Nyerp]

yeah, i'll fit right in 

you a chubby chaser?

[Socks]

you a chubby chaser?

i just want an excuse to get out of the house, and smoke something, and go watch something that i might find entertaining. in this case, a dumb fat black bitch that's supposed to make me feel compassion and hope. you don't get that chance everyday

[Nyerp]

i just want an excuse to get out of the house, and smoke something, and go watch something that i might find entertaining. in this case, a dumb fat black bitch that's supposed to make me feel compassion and hope. you don't get that chance everyday

true

i HAVE to see a movie about george clooney and meryl streep voicing poorly-animated furries though

[hotlikesauce.]

Materials for Mippo's thanksgiving:

1 pissed off family
1 meal
1 getting bitched at
1 drunk father
1 drunk uncle
1 Swisher Sweet
1 Boyah


Check. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

[Classic]

A true red-neck Thanksgiving! 

[hotlikesauce.]

A true red-neck Thanksgiving! 

Yeah. I hate it when my family comes over cause they're so god damn red neck-ish. It's just annoying. And they brought two screaming kids over.

[ncba93ivyase]

My turkey was delicious and crispy and perfect.

PROTIP: Rub down your turkey with a stick of butter, then rub on a layer of flour and other seasonings. Bake for a few hours at 325Ã,ºF and it's perfect.

[hotlikesauce.]

Hours? lol no

[ncba93ivyase]

Hours? lol no

wat