If you could have any kind of ray gun

[strongbad]

Shrink ray would be awesome

[Hiro]

Portal ray 

[Andria]

Explosion Ray

[NOA_Haunted]

Rage Ray

[Title]

depends what sexy ray does

[Oh]

 I would have ME86 run. 

[strongbad]

depends what sexy ray does

makes things sexy
so you could use one
zing

[Title]

makes things sexy
so you could use one
zing

well this evening just got unpleasant

[Baron von Narwhal]

I would have a  ray

[the shortest route to the sea]

Growth ray, so I could fix world hunger.

[strongbad]

Growth ray, so I could fix world hunger.

Shrink ray to shrink everybody so then all our resources are doubled

[NOA_Haunted]

Shrink ray to shrink everybody so then all our resources are doubled

Haven't you seen "Honey, I shrank the kids" everything would try to kill us.

[Baron von Narwhal]

Haven't you seen "Honey, I shrank the kids" everything would try to kill us.

Shrink them too

We will live on an earth the size of a soccer ball

[the shortest route to the sea]

At some point quantum mechanics would fuck things up

being hit in the face with an electron when you're smaller than it would suck

[Daddy]

ray charles