I'm so poor...

[Veal]

I'm awesome.

[Daddy]

I'm not in debt because I got scholarships from working hard for four years.

i got one too

[Socks]

i got one too

i didon't 

[Daddy]

i didon't 

boyah should get money and give scholarships out

[Samus Aran]

i got a lame $900 scholarship that applied to my freshman and sophomore years but that's it lol

other stuff is covered partially by grants because i'm poor and i also have a small loan

[the shortest route to the sea]

10,000 luts to college applicants?

My mother's frantically trying to get all the rich people in their suburban book club / fake social justice groups to give me scholarships. I'd rather work for it.

[Wrench]

10,000 luts to college applicants?

My mother's frantically trying to get all the rich people in their suburban book club / fake social justice groups to give me scholarships. I'd rather work for it.

Lol. Lets start a Boyah college. JMV can teach us all coding. Sam can teach us about cosplaying. Socks can teach us about how to get girls. Steal and Kaz can teach us to play guitar. And the list goes on...

[Travis]

I can teach about

[the shortest route to the sea]

I can teach mathematics, music theory, and english literature, as well as much more important things like being a trap and having no backbone.

[Socks]

Tyler can teach us how to... OK, even I can't go there.

[Daddy]

i can teach you how to kill a man and hide the body in the jury box in dorchester district court

[The Speaker Of Words]

My family is pretty poor as well. My sister is paying for all of her schooling through financial aid. Hopefully, I get to do the same thing.

[Samus Aran]

I can teach mathematics, music theory, and english literature, as well as much more important things like being a trap and having no backbone.

omg i would love to help you teach lit studies

there are others that could help too, we could make a whole english department among us

American Lit, British Lit, World Drama, Contemporary Poetry, Mythology, etc.

also i would want to teach a beginning poetry writing class even though i suck

[the shortest route to the sea]

omg i would love to help you teach lit studies

there are others that could help too, we could make a whole english department among us

American Lit, British Lit, World Drama, Contemporary Poetry, Mythology, etc.

also i would want to teach a beginning poetry writing class even though i suck

I'm good at analyzing literature and writing subpar poetry, and that's about it, so I'd try to claim it  . I could imagine us dual teaching the class, building off each others' ideas until we break into back and forth recitation, taking stanzas or character lines, until we start doing mirroredly synchronized dancing while shouting the same monologue with perfect symmetry.

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

I was an English major for a month.