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Midnight Excursions

Started by Socks, October 29, 2009, 02:37:43 AM

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October 29, 2009, 02:37:43 AM
So I went outside for a little witching hour toke last night. As I'm burning my lungs in the cool night air I noticed movement in my peripheral, and an unusual noise, a sound not usually heard in such unexpected circumstances. As I narrow my gaze I notice a fleshly colored torso and a pair of long, shiny, stretched legs. A neighbor two houses down was doing some pounding. Conveniently in front of his half open bay window which half exposed his room and fully exposed their bodies. I sat there in the shadows puffing and wondered if I'd outlast them. Anyway, after 15 minutes I had my share and was feeling rather electric, so I proceeded to bed.

So, any interesting and unexpected moments of public/casual sex witness to which you were not even remotely associated with?

Geno

October 29, 2009, 02:39:39 AM #1
how does one do sex
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Walter

October 29, 2009, 04:12:04 AM #2
Quote from: GENOP on October 29, 2009, 02:39:39 AM
how does one do sex


It's all rather complicated. You probably wouldn't understand. akudood;

just1more

October 29, 2009, 06:36:04 AM #3 Last Edit: October 29, 2009, 06:40:04 AM by Papa K
Quote from: GENOP on October 29, 2009, 02:39:39 AM
how does one do sex

we will explain it when you're old enough

Daddy

October 29, 2009, 07:43:16 AM #4
lo this thread reminded me baddood;

Boogus Epirus Aurelius

October 29, 2009, 08:25:50 AM #5
There's a decent sized park/refuge thing/woods real real close to where my apartment building is, and I'll take walks there all the time.
People build these little lean-to's farther back and screw in there all the time.
We've had plenty of instances where we've seen or heard people back there.

It's like wildlife spotting.
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