My charm and wit got me an A in art this quarter

[Bushy]

I apparently forgot to turn in like 3 papers, but I charmed my wa out of it and she said she'd check me off. God Damn I'm awesome.
ITT charm stories.

[Travis]

you're a douche i never got shit when i didn't do work

[Nyerp]

I SHOWED THE POLICE OFFICER MY BOOBIES AND HE LET ME OFF WITH A WARNING

[YPrrrr]

Effort has to be its own reward I suppose

[??????]

I told them my history of psychological illnesses and THIS LETS ME GET ADDITIONAL DAYS TO DO SHIT.

[strongbad]

I convinced to let my tennis coach let me play #1 singles in our last tennis match.

[Title]

psychological illnesses

lol

[LCK]

you're in like 8th grade, grades barely even matter

[Title]

you're in like 8th grade, grades barely even matter

Isn't he in 9th? If so, they matter a shitload.

[Daddy]

My white privilege got me out of jail.

[??????]

lol

oh silly everyone knows that i don't have any real illnesses except being a manipulating dick


pull down your pants

[Veal]

Today I asked my manager about her life and I got a free burrito.

[Veal]

basically

[Classic]

I usually just tell people what I want and since I'm such a bitch it works.

[LCK]

Isn't he in 9th? If so, they matter a shitload.

how the hell would i know