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I'm nearly suffocating with laughter right now

Started by Hiro, October 24, 2009, 03:32:04 PM

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Hiro

October 24, 2009, 03:32:04 PM
Honestly, I just now regained my composure. Tears were coming out of my eyes I was laughing so hard.
I left a page on the computer open that had my christmas list on it. While I was away, my sister added a few things to it:

Happy Boys: The Trilogy
Juicy Couture "Sexy" butt velour capris
Rock and Republic skinny shorts
"So Hott" Paris Hilton Cologne
pinkie ring
right ear piercing
The Hills seasons 1 through 5
Paris Hiltons My New BFF season 1 on blu ray
Village People dress up kit
Village People greatest hits
Russian flask
Oooh La La Ricky Martin Body wash
Shave Me Silky After Shave by Adam Lambert
Spank Me after Midnight

I found the "Russian flask" and "Happy Boys: The Trilogy" so funny, but I have no idea why. I decided to keep those two on the list.


ITT absolutely unfunny things that you find hilarious. :D

Geno

October 24, 2009, 03:33:26 PM #1
How is this worth a thread
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

spaceman

October 24, 2009, 03:33:46 PM #2

rdl

October 24, 2009, 05:36:30 PM #3

Sillbury

October 24, 2009, 06:14:53 PM #4
christmas list lol

Nyerp

October 24, 2009, 11:39:53 PM #5
yeah sure your sister messed with your christmas list alright hiro

Josh

October 25, 2009, 12:48:02 AM #6
I wish your sister was my sister  :(

Sa Da MA

October 25, 2009, 01:40:13 AM #7
Quote from: Hïro on October 24, 2009, 03:32:04 PM
Village People dress up kit
Dude, you gotta get this.   happydood;

Samus Aran

October 25, 2009, 01:42:25 AM #8
the only one i found moderately funny was Spank Me After Midnight, and only because I thought of the Judas Priest song "Living After Midnight" with those different lyrics

Bushy

October 25, 2009, 03:28:03 AM #9
You actually put a flask on your christmas list?

Holy sht you are a fucking faggot.
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Josh

October 25, 2009, 04:34:24 AM #10
Quote from: Hïro on October 24, 2009, 03:32:04 PM
Shave Me Silky After Shave by Adam Lambert
methinks you actually wanted that one  baddood;

Sillbury

October 25, 2009, 01:35:08 PM #11
flasks are like 3 bucks at any market lol

Pyrate

October 25, 2009, 10:04:04 PM #12
I hope you buy everything on your parents' Christmas list. baddood;
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