Message to everyone (Especially Lawlz)

[Daddy]

Enjoy your cybersex.

No, I'll enjoy your fake stories of how you almost got "some".

My stories are always true, my little friend.

plz post picz of you.

I don't know what you look leik olol

[Feynman]

My stories are always true, my little friend.

k guyz 2dai ma "frend" almozt bent down n i saw her titiiz den see tittiifukd meh wit sum f hur flat chezt, srsrly

[mariofreak55]

Lawlz, someone as ugly as you who wouldn't post pictures of them self when they obviously have ways of getting them online can't possibly be able to get "some". Some of us have actually had these things called girlfriends, and we don't need you replacing the names of your favorite anime characters with your name and cal it a day that left you un-virginified.

[Daddy]

Lawlz, someone as ugly as you who wouldn't post pictures of them self when they obviously have ways of getting them online can't possibly be able to get "some". Some of us have actually had these things called girlfriends, and we don't need you replacing the names of your favorite anime characters with your name and cal it a day that left you un-virginified.

I love you  flower;

[mariofreak55]

Lawlz, someone as ugly as you who wouldn't post pictures of them self when they obviously have ways of getting them online can't possibly be able to get "some". Some of us have actually had these things called girlfriends, and we don't need you replacing the names of your favorite anime characters with your name and cal it a day that left you un-virginified.

I love you  flower;

I copy pasted it onto a txt file in case he deletes it.

[ncba93ivyase]

Lawlz, someone as ugly as you who wouldn't post pictures of them self when they obviously have ways of getting them online can't possibly be able to get "some". Some of us have actually had these things called girlfriends, and we don't need you replacing the names of your favorite anime characters with your name and cal it a day that left you un-virginified.

Good thing I posted a handsome drawing of myself while people like Skittles reveal very little information about themselves and have to resort to cybersex with young girls thousands of miles away. I'm also quite proud of the fact I only like about 4 anime series and have never even claimed to have any sex whatsoever.

[Hyper]

SHOULDN'T WE NOT WANT TO BE LIKE NSIDER?!

[Samus Aran]

I think I've actually posted more porn (or at least highly explicit funnies) than Lawlz.  fro;

[Feynman]

Good thing I posted a handsome drawing of myself

"Drawings" can be tweaked very easily.

while people like Skittles reveal very little information about themselves

What more information do you want? My name is Bassir Caravan, I live in New York and I love technology. What do you want, my social security number? or shud i drw a pntng in illustrtr 4 uall

I'm also quite proud of the fact I only like about 4 anime series and have never even claimed to have any sex whatsoever.

I hate anime and I'm also proud to say that I haven't had sex with anyone yet.

and have to resort to cybersex with young girls thousands of miles away.

wutz ure pntt???/

caterpie;

[Andrew1911]

wtf i waz gunna showz mei peniz 

[FAMY2]

SHOULDN'T WE NOT WANT TO BE LIKE NSIDER?!

I think he is saying I can't post links to your NOODZ.  WHAT A SHAME.     voomts;

[FAMY2]

wtf i waz gunna showz mei peniz 

Maybe we need a gallery?!?   

[Silverhawk79]

Lemme guess, the host threatened to take us down for linking to illegal stuff.  jsr;

[V]

wtf i waz gunna showz mei peniz 

No one wants to see that miniature sausage, Andrew.  hur;

[LCK]

Lemme guess, the host threatened to take us down for linking to illegal stuff.  jsr;

Nah.
Lawlz wanted an NSFW board, Eminem checked with the host. The host told Eminem we cannot post NSFW content like that. We could be shut down.
Now they're hesitant about porn. Now we can't post porn.