halp boyah

[Zach]

I've got to write a personal experience essay that's due on Tuesday that I also have to give in speech form to the class. The only problem is that I don't have any good stories. Help me make up a story to write and speak about. 

[Daddy]

i had to do this a few weeks ago. I wrote about Jury duty and got a B+



Talk about the time you saw a man die.

[YPrrrr]

Talk about some form of disillusionment in your life. Teachers love that stuff

[Cookie]

Talk about how you found Boyah.

[Daddy]

Talk about some form of disillusionment in your life. Teachers love that stuff

Talk about how you found Boyah.

I was scouring the internet for a way to obtain cocaine to feed my addiction when I, just by chance, stumbled upon boyah.net.  It was then that I saw that my cocaine use was unacceptable and I kicked the habit. Thank you boyah.net

[spaceman]

I was scouring the internet for a way to obtain cocaine to feed my addiction when I, just by chance, stumbled upon boyah.net.  It was then that I saw that my cocaine use was unacceptable and I kicked the habit. Thank you boyah.net

[the shortest route to the sea]

I've never had quite that kind of assignment, but when someone asks me why my arm is cut off, I jump into this story about wrestling a bear. There's a secret society in eastern massachusetts which is a bear vs. human wrestling ring. It's not bearbating, in that the bear and the human are put on equal terms, since the entire point is to be communing directly with nature in a physical way. One bear and one human enters into this clearing, and are not allowed to leave. There are no weapons allowed, only your fists. The code of conduct is very strict, and upheld by the nature of the competition: respect and love towards nature. It isn't as much a sport as a spiritual experience. Bears and humans are matched by weight (on a scale), as to not make it totally unfair, so you end up fighting younger brown bears. The bear has the strength, and the human has the cunning; such is the dynamic within all of nature, thus making the competition a recognizal of both the eternal conflict between man and nature, and the possibility of catharsis through getting back to nature. So, I was up against this brown bear, and the bout ended up lasting up two days or so. It wasn't that the bear scratched me; au contraire, I made a point of avoiding every blow, and using what agility I had to wear the bear down. A match is finished when one fighter tears the other fighter's heart out. We were both exhausted, me untouched but incredibly fatigued, her bruised but still very firey. We focused our energy into one, final rush, and thus we ran at each other. The bear swiped at me; I ducked, grabbed its arm and thrusted it against my knee, shattering the bone. The bear roared in incredible pain as red and white mixed with its matted, sweaty fur. I took my opportunity here: I thrust my arm down it's throat and clawed through the esophagus and some bone to grab it's hart. A bear's physiology is such that one must twist after grabbing the heart, so I naturally did; however, the bear had started to clamp down its mouth. Thus, in the act of twisting my arm, the bear's teeth dug into my arm as I ripped her beating heart from her chest cavity. My taciturn sorrow at haven taken a life mixed with a solemn reassurance of the way of nature. I gripped her paw as she passed into the next world, and went to tend to my wounds.

I then laugh, and say "Yeah...no, not really. I cut myself." I end up doing this once a month or so.

[Travis]

what the fuck does the post above me say

[YPrrrr]

Pqqu i think you have a copypasta problem

[the shortest route to the sea]

No, that's not copypasta. I end up saying that a few times a month.

The only copypasta I've ever posted was that other bear one. Totally unrelated.

[Travis]

No, that's not copypasta. I end up saying that a few times a month.

The only copypasta I've ever posted was that other bear one. Totally unrelated.

that is not normal

[the shortest route to the sea]

that is not normal

Do I seem like a normal human being?

[YPrrrr]

Wait... Do you really cut yourself?

[Disclaimer: I am quite gullible]

[the shortest route to the sea]

Wait... Do you really cut yourself?

[Disclaimer: I am quite gullible]

I cut myself, as in the past participle: I have cut myself, I did cut myself.

I am not cutting myself, I do not cut myself, I cut myself not.

[YPrrrr]

I cut myself, as in the past participle: I have cut myself, I did cut myself.

I am not cutting myself, I do not cut myself, I cut myself not.

Good to hear... do you have scars?