Shit that people do that just

[??????]

Brightens up your day by a million.

At the end of the school day I decided to leave class where my friend that randomly walks around in school head butt my stomach and I giggled.

After that, my teacher walked out of her class yelling at the other teachers to shut the hell up, while she spotted me walking around. She proceeded to pull me into the principal's office where we ate some candy and lul'd about the students she had.

Now I can have permission to skip any class I want and go to her class instead of sitting for 40 minutes of pure boredom.

[Samus Aran]

Last week I was walking to class and I was passing by this guy I'd never seen before on the sidewalk and he waved at me slightly and said "hello person I've never met before." It put a big smile on my face.

[Skylark]

i like the headbutting part

[YPrrrr]

The other day I was feeling pretty down, and as I was walking back to my building I saw a bus full of elementary students. One kid looked at me, waved, then proceeded to make faces up against the window. I couldn't help but laugh

[bamhi]

I walked out of class, and went to the bathroom, hoping to not see the girl I like.
I take a 30-40 sec. pee.
While washing my hands, I pretty much considered myself victorious, because by now, the girl I liked already passed the bathroom and I don't have to see her.
I come out, thinking everything's fine and dandy.
I step out, and she's on the other side of the building.
Looks at me for like 2 secs, and I look and I almost pissed again.


I had a great day after.

[the shortest route to the sea]

When my piano teacher isn't being cranky, she can get really metaphysical and wonderful, and it just puts me in this fantastic place for a while

Best friend since 3rd grade who I hadn't talked to in weeks invites me to symphony on a double date

Unitarians using my name and proper pronouns

Smiling at people and having them smile back

[??????]

i like the headbutting part

She's very silly.
She likes to push me around because I'm so skinny against her!

Also because this site somehow doesn't let me quote:
@ Kaz: In the bus today there was some blonde kid that told some negro that I was his best friend ever. I never met the kid before and he kept trying to become friends instantly. I really do love when people act like that, it makes me happy.

[Cookie]

When you buy something for 99 cents but with tax it's $1.01 and the cashier says don't worry about it. 

[spaceman]

was walking through the hallway

dropped my penil

a 3-4 year old (who must have been my high school's preschool program they have sometimes) runs up to me

picks it up

"here mister"

hands it to me

was fucking awesome.

[sans culottes]

My class was finished early, so I hanged out at the adjacent cafeteria with my friend (it was the last lunch and I have early release). I was having a somewhat shitty day and we were sitting next to a locked door. A custodian came up to it with a bunch of Pepsi cans and we let her in. She offered us free Pepsis. My friend and I both felt very happy for getting a free Pepsi.

[the shortest route to the sea]

When you buy something for 99 cents but with tax it's $1.01 and the cashier says don't worry about it. 

Example of choice: Arizona Ice Tea. 99c every time, and every single cashier who just takes my dollar makes my day. 

[Wrench]

It was raining this morning when I got to school. I was walking to my school and by doing that, I pass McDonalds' parking lot. Knowing it was raining, a guy backed his truck up to let me cross the parking lot

[Hiro]

Example of choice: Arizona Ice Tea. 99c every time, and every single cashier who just takes my dollar makes my day. 

I used to wonder if they had this in other states

[rdl]

I honestly can't think of anything. One time this kid who usually doesn't tell jokes made this really awkward one last year in History and everyone busted out laughing, but that's because we were supposed to.

Most of the people at my school are terribly afraid of being called awkward, so nothing interesting ever happens. And the people who have the balls to say odd things aren't ever funny because they usually spouting off internet memes.

[Selkie]

Whenever someone says "Hi Jimmy", instead of just "hey", it makes me feel so great. I don't know why.

Or when someone smiles at me as we pass.