Skill

[Daddy]

I woke up 5 minutes before class and got dressed and raced to Salem.  I was only 15 minutes late.

I also got VPN working on my phone

[Socks]

balls... what you should have used to go back to sleep and then to ejaculate later instead of being in class

[Daddy]

balls... what you should have used to go back to sleep and then to ejaculate later instead of being in class

I needed to do stuff. 

[??????]

I woke up 2 minutes before the bus came.
I was dressing in the rain and had some negro look at me while I was swirling around trying to pull up my pants.

I washed myself at the bathrooms and brushed my teeth there.

This is what I get for sleeping an hour before the bus comes.

[Cookie]

I got up an hour and a half before class. Showered, got dressed, had a relaxing breakfast full of bagels, fruit, and tea. Flipped through the newspaper, prepared my books, got to class five minutes early, then fucked up my midterm in a good way.

[Daddy]

I got up an hour and a half before class. Showered, got dressed, had a relaxing breakfast full of bagels, fruit, and tea. Flipped through the newspaper, prepared my books, got to class five minutes early, then fucked up my midterm in a good way.

Lucky bitch.

I didn't get to eat until after class when I just got some Starbucks, a muffin, and a danish.

[??????]

I got up an hour and a half before class. Showered, got dressed, had a relaxing breakfast full of bagels, fruit, and tea. Flipped through the newspaper, prepared my books, got to class five minutes early, then fucked up my midterm in a good way.

I fucked up my quiz since I didn't study last night due to reasons.  

Luckily, the teacher likes me and gave me extra credit.
Plus, I have a 99% average in that class anyways.

[Cookie]

Lucky bitch.

I didn't get to eat until after class when I just got some Starbucks, a muffin, and a danish.

Not having my first class till eleven helps out a lot too.

[Pyrate]

I woke up four minutes before I had to be in the car and on the way to work. I clocked in a minute early.

[Socks]

all my time, when i do wake up early or on time, goes to extracurricular activities of the mental stimulation kind, so essentially it is as if i slept until the very last possible moment 

[Wrench]

I just set an alarm every school night.

[caponehollywood]

i dont understand how VPNs work

[mouse parade]

VPN?

[Daddy]

VPN?

Virtual Private Network.

They use to make sure only students and staff members can get onto the network since you need to make an account.

[the shortest route to the sea]

Got up an hour before class (it's usually 1:45, but my dad drove me today), finally got to use the proper shampoo/conditioner combination. Didn't have time to blow dry and apply things, so it was inherently a bad hair day. But that's ok. 

Virtual Private Network.

They use to make sure only students and staff members can get onto the network since you need to make an account.

So...is this elite hacking ability?