A problem most of you won't have.

[Norwegian Lesbians]

Yeah, just screwed this chick that lives in my dorms.
I used a condom, of course. And what kind of condom? Trojan Climax control.
It's 30 minutes later, and my weiner is still numb from the lube in the rubber.

Teh fuck.

[Walter]

What a whinny . Oh my life sucks because I have too much SEX and my penor feels slightly uncomfortable. Go die.

[Norwegian Lesbians]

What's walter talking about Dude?

[Nyerp]

cut off your dick it's the only way

[Norwegian Lesbians]

yessir

[Samus Aran]

wait, climax control? i have never heard of these, they sound to be more trouble than they're worth

[Daddy]

So you're saying you used a condom with a substance which prevents you from prematurely ejaculating and your penis is numb?

That's the point.

[LCK]

i'm content with regular lubricated latex condoms

called me old fashioned

[Walter]

What's walter talking about Dude?

Im talking about your penis and how I want to suck it.  cjlubdoods;

[Cookie]

hey look at me i stuck my dick in some girls hole and now it hurts 

[snorkel]

just don't use a condom

[LCK]

just don't use a condom

but then he will ejaculate prematurely

[Classic]

It's fun to be an idiot, isn't it?

[snorkel]

but then he will ejaculate prematurely

man up

[YPrrrr]

You should have done it the old fashioned way... get drunk