Nintendo announces new revolutionary console

[Daddy]

feturz:
-motion controlz
-no blooddddddddd
-friend codez skwared: you must call nintendo with your friend code, the person you wish to add, and proof that you are over 18 to add new friendz. this new feature allowz 4 an enjoyable saef experience and it alloz ppl to verify that they have paretnl permizion to play wif people online. we love protecktin kidz
-beep. if you win the console's built in audio chip will release a high pitched beep. a combo will use a midi contorll to play a song
-no hardrives because 5 year olcs can brake them
-no hd because no one owsn an hd tv
-diz is a gayemn counsil so it cannot play videoz like the others. plz ignore 'gaems' like wii fit. this is a gaymen counsil


launch gaems:
-mario party 15
-mariokart party
-mario party 16
-cooking mama sports lego horse racing
-fit horses
-sewing champion
-tetris
-sewing tetris
-sweat shop


sistem spex:
-up to 6 wirelz n controlz with motion and touch foodbax
-a triple core 2.1ghz amd chippppppp
-a graphics card from a gamecube taped to one from a wiiiiii
-512mb raem
-a power button

OMG I'M SO EXCITED 4 THIS

[Commander Fuckass]

Sux

[Daddy]

Sux

fuck you these gaems are hardcore

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i want sweat shop

[Travis]

OMG! I cannot WAIT for the new release of this great console made by Nintendo! The new Mario Party games sound so exciting!

[ME##]

The SHI DEE suroto nice is.

[Commander Fuckass]

I bet mario kart party is nintendo's halo killer!!!

[Cookie]

Yeah I just pre-ordered mine today. Can't wait.

[FAMY2]

The controller sucks. 

[ME##]

The controller sucks. 

u havnt experienced it yet, how can u say dat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FAMY2]

Cause I can't see it.   

[Title]

fuk u sheeps

[Lotos]

OMG im sellin mah DS for this

[Title]

OMG im sellin mah DS for this

no!!!! sell ur PS2!!!!!! 4 it

[Lotos]

no!!!! sell ur PS2!!!!!! 4 it

Hell, I'll sell my 360 for this one.