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September 15, 2009, 08:44:34 PM #30
I'm just really confused

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September 15, 2009, 08:45:18 PM #31
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 15, 2009, 08:42:24 PM
Oh gosh, Tyler.  giggle;

But I still have ways to go. I appreciate your vision, you have an honest one.  happydood;

'Scuse me, Ma'am. Don't forget I'm here to help you on your way.  cjlubdoods;

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September 15, 2009, 08:56:14 PM #32
So Pqqu's mom fucked pqqu's dad (because my mom tends to be the agressive one, but this is not corroborated), and concieved pqqu. Just like all of y'all, she was a female zygote turning fetus waiting for the hormone bath to determine her sex and gender. The hormone bath got adminstered, but something fucked up,  and Pqqu's body recieved enough male hormones to give her a penis, and the rest got female: her mind, certain physical characteristics. If you want to get metaphysical, you could argue that I was meant / intended by physical process to be born female, since the most vital parts of the way a human defines herself, the brain, is female.

But whoops baby pops out and IT'S GOT A PENIS NAME IT GREG and so I spend 12 years of life with a general sense of discomfort and detachment from other people and myself. I got 13 and my life went down the shitter, and I started wondering if I really fit my physical sex. Sex is binary, but gender is in the mind, and it defines the real way we interact in the world, with respect to gender roles. My mind is more female than male. Or to put it another way, I feel more comfortable, honest, and real as a woman than as a male. Gender's in the head, so it's not like I was transforming from one mental state to the other; rather, I awoke to the way that my brain works. But my body's slow, so slow that we have to give it pills to tell it to catch the fuck up!

But just by announcing myself as a transwoman, I've opened so many new doors in my life! I can explore what womanhood really means with people who aren't judgemental! I can get crippling depressive episodes and fuck up my medication! I can reduce my life expectancy to 32 just by being who I am publicly!

And I get ripshit certain times of the month.

Quote from: King Shishkebaboo on September 15, 2009, 08:45:18 PM
'Scuse me, Ma'am. Don't forget I'm here to help you on your way.  cjlubdoods;


Those who help others will surely be helped themselves. Don't ever forget that you're not alone.

Quote from: Socks on January 03, 2011, 09:56:24 PM
pompous talk for my eyes water and quiver with a twitch like a little bitch

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September 15, 2009, 08:58:11 PM #33
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 15, 2009, 08:56:14 PM
Those who help others will surely be helped themselves. Don't ever forget that you're not alone.

cjlubdoods;
Someday we'll meet in Boston and talk of many things.

Shoes and ships, ceiling wax, cabbages and KINGS!  giggle;
And JMV has to come too.  baddood;

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September 15, 2009, 09:00:38 PM #34
Quote from: King Shishkebaboo on September 15, 2009, 08:58:11 PM
cjlubdoods;
Someday we'll meet in Boston and talk of many things.

Shoes and ships, ceiling wax, cabbages and KINGS!  giggle;
And JMV has to come too.  baddood;


Good idea, good idea. We can sip tea and giggle.  happydood;

Shoes, and ships and!...what?...cabba-...um...ROYALTY OK YEAH!

But of course! The life of the party must be there.  bassir;

Quote from: Socks on January 03, 2011, 09:56:24 PM
pompous talk for my eyes water and quiver with a twitch like a little bitch

Geno

September 15, 2009, 09:00:56 PM #35
ok I understand now  :3
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

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September 15, 2009, 09:02:26 PM #36
Quote from: GENOP on September 15, 2009, 09:00:56 PM
ok I understand now  :3


All aboard the Trapboat.  giggle;

Quote from: Socks on January 03, 2011, 09:56:24 PM
pompous talk for my eyes water and quiver with a twitch like a little bitch

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September 15, 2009, 09:03:02 PM #37
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 15, 2009, 09:00:38 PM
Good idea, good idea. We can sip tea and giggle.  happydood;

Shoes, and ships and!...what?...cabba-...um...ROYALTY OK YEAH!

But of course! The life of the party must be there.  bassir;

OMG We could go to Hookah bars and Tea rooms.  happydood;

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September 15, 2009, 09:04:57 PM #38
Quote from: King Shishkebaboo on September 15, 2009, 09:03:02 PM
OMG We could go to Hookah bars and Tea rooms.  happydood;


I've never smoked Hookah, is it nice?

I should find a good tea bar near Downtown Crossing...hmm....

Quote from: Socks on January 03, 2011, 09:56:24 PM
pompous talk for my eyes water and quiver with a twitch like a little bitch

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September 15, 2009, 09:06:02 PM #39
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 15, 2009, 09:04:57 PM
I've never smoked Hookah, is it nice?

I should find a good tea bar near Downtown Crossing...hmm....

Well, I smoked a grape flavored thingy in it. It was fun.


We have to find a nice little Tea room where they sell delicious cakes and wonderful atmosphere.  happydood;

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September 15, 2009, 09:07:32 PM #40
Quote from: King Shishkebaboo on September 15, 2009, 09:06:02 PM
Well, I smoked a grape flavored thingy in it. It was fun.


We have to find a nice little Tea room where they sell delicious cakes and wonderful atmosphere.  happydood;




I went to a place like that once!!!!


...it was in a small French village.  saddood;

Quote from: Socks on January 03, 2011, 09:56:24 PM
pompous talk for my eyes water and quiver with a twitch like a little bitch

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September 15, 2009, 09:08:20 PM #41
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 15, 2009, 09:07:32 PM
I went to a place like that once!!!!
...it was in a small French village.  saddood;

I don't think we'll ever find a tea room worth visiting in America.  saddood;

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September 15, 2009, 09:10:14 PM #42
Quote from: King Shishkebaboo on September 15, 2009, 09:08:20 PM
I don't think we'll ever find a tea room worth visiting in America.  saddood;


One must never give up hope!

And if during the day one loses hope, one must dream!

Which I am off to do. Keep beautiful thoughts in your head, dear.  :3

Quote from: Socks on January 03, 2011, 09:56:24 PM
pompous talk for my eyes water and quiver with a twitch like a little bitch

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September 15, 2009, 09:10:44 PM #43
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on September 15, 2009, 09:10:14 PM
One must never give up hope!
And if during the day one loses hope, one must dream!
Which I am off to do. Keep beautiful thoughts in your head, dear.  :3

Goodnight my beautiful butterfly.  giggle;

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September 15, 2009, 09:11:51 PM #44
Quote from: King Shishkebaboo on September 15, 2009, 09:08:20 PM
I don't think we'll ever find a tea room worth visiting in America.  saddood;
I've been to plenty of very nice tea rooms... San Francisco had quite a few nice ones
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