So I think I need to lock myself in my room from now on.

[Sam]

And stop being nice to guys.

First off, I'm not trying to sound conceited in any part of this post, but I'm sure it'll come across that way. So.. sorry.

So. there are like 20 guys on campus that follow me around religiously. most of them are creepy. Half of them live on my floor less than 20 feet away from me. As a result, all the girls on my floor pretty much hate me because I tend to steal the attention from all of the guys. I've already had to tell 3 different boys, one especially, that they had to back off. One of them almost started a fight with another guy for hitting on me. WHAT THE FUCK. You can't be possessive of someone you're not dating, it's not allowed. Fucking creep.

And on top of this, the girls on my floor are starting to think of me as a whore just because the guys are constantly in my room. They come in on their own. I don't want them there 95% of the time. It's not because they want me, but they're interested in my plethora of video games and I'm usually playing something or another that they want to watch. And they don't leave. I like to leave my door open, but I'm really going to need to start closing it. I've actually lied about going to take naps just so people would stop bothering me. If I don't tell them I'm napping then they just knock on the door.

And to top all this off, the one guy on campus that I actually AM interested in does not like me like that.

Someone fix this situation.  ;A;

Oh, and someone teach me how to make lists in scheme. In the next hour, please.

[Daddy]

Should I assist in plan Joe? On a large scale?

also is it really surprising with the amount of nerds there? you're probably a larger target because you play games and like animus

[Sam]

Should I assist in plan Joe? On a large scale?

also is it really surprising with the amount of nerds there? you're probably a larger target because you play games and like animus

Can we still call it plan Joe if there's no Joe involved?

Well there is one Joe on my floor, but he's 5x your size and hilarious. Even if he makes fun of me constantly.

[Daddy]

well joe was part of the original plan so i think so. unless you have a better name

[sans culottes]

get a sex change
that'll keep them away

[Mando Pandango]

It's not because they want me, but they're interested in my plethora of video games and I'm usually playing something or another that they want to watch

I personally find this hilarious.

[Sam]

well joe was part of the original plan so i think so. unless you have a better name

nah, works for me.

He's being a complete dumbass, by the way. Not that that's anything new.

[Sam]

I personally find this hilarious.

why? I go to a tech school. They're all geeks.

[Mando Pandango]

why? I go to a tech school. They're all geeks.

Right. But the fact that they just go into your room because VIDYA GAEMS instead of to see you. I think it's funny.

[Sam]

Right. But the fact that they just go into your room because VIDYA GAEMS instead of to see you. I think it's funny.

Oh right. Yeah I guess it is.

[Daddy]

nah, works for me.

He's being a complete dumbass, by the way. Not that that's anything new.

Okay.

I will scare them off

[Commander Fuckass]

Say you're lesbian

[Cookie]

Burn all your video games.

[C.Mongler]

tell them you have teeth in your vagina

[Andria]

Say you're lesbian

I am pretty sure that would just make them more attracted 

tell them you have teeth in your vagina

Then they'd ask to see and it would be totally weird