So I thought

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

What the hell happened to vampires?

Who decided they should destroy the entire mythology and replace them with whiny, pale highschoolers with emotional problems?

I had the tv on for five minutes and I see this ad for a  show with a bunch of chic bastards with fangs.

What the hell.

[Classic]

Nobody appreciates Count Chocula anymore. 


But I agree. I hate the new aged vampire shit.

[The Speaker Of Words]

It makes money. Get over it.
More than likely you didn't give a shit about vampires before this new craze came about.

[Samus Aran]

Hellsing

It will remind you of how vampires can be.

[Andria]

[spoiler][/spoiler]
She basically destroyed the coolness of vampires and turned them into the sparkle in daylight sucky ones. For that I despise her   and her crappy books.

That is why we need new buffy that doesn't' suck to get the real vampire type back into popularity.

[Geno]

True Blood is awesome

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

It makes money. Get over it.
More than likely you didn't give a shit about vampires before this new craze came about.

Nah, I'm taking a literature course which is focused around the history of the sci-fi/ horror genre and we're beginning to touch on this.

[the shortest route to the sea]

The sexy vampire culture that's popped up grosses me out, but the way it functions in society reminds me a lot of the way LaVey describes psychic vampires.

And then I remember I need to get my copy of that book back from my friend in Ohio.

[Classic]

The sexy vampire culture that's popped up grosses me out, but the way it functions in society reminds me a lot of the way LaVey describes psychic vampires.

And then I remember I need to get my copy of that book back from my friend in Ohio.

Sexy?

Dear, these vampires are fucking pussies.

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Sexy?

Dear, these vampires are fucking pussies.

Hahahahaha, thanks man.

[Classic]

Hahahahaha, thanks man.

I'm being serious.

Dracula was to be feared...but he was also a charmer. 
These new vampires are terrible. 

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

I'm being serious.

Dracula was to be feared...but he was also a charmer. 
These new vampires are terrible. 

No no, I know, it just made me laugh.

Yeah, the classic kind of vampire is the suave, slick haired, cunning type.
I actually kind of define how I view them from stephen king's "salem's lot". You've got the wizened, unfathomably old "grandfathers" who have been around forever, spreading like a disease. Terribly strong, well versed and, as you said, charming.

Then the ones they infect, the mindless kind of drones who shrivel in daylight and live only to infect others.

[Classic]

Ooooh, I love it. 

Someone needs to murder Stephenie Meyer and these other jokes for making such terrible slop. 

[Samus Aran]

Psh, the completely badass killing machine with no remorse whatsoever and an insatiable bloodlust is the kind of vampire I like. Go Alucard.