thread about vaginas

[YPrrrr]

I hate when girls compare giving you head to eating them out. Sticking your mouth into a pile of meet and vaginal fluid as opposed to putting your mouth around something as clean as your finger. Dumb whores.

It's really not that big of a deal...

[Nyerp]

one time my uterus fell out omg embarrassing

[strongbad]

It's really not that big of a deal...

It's really a big deal.
I actually don't really care that much. I wouldn't mind eating some pussy.

[Samus Aran]

I hate when girls compare giving you head to eating them out. Sticking your mouth into a pile of meet and vaginal fluid as opposed to putting your mouth around something as clean as your finger. Dumb whores.

Actually, the penis is a major carrier of various sorts of bacteria and other dirtiness. It's the leading cause of girls getting urinary tract infections. It's not as clean as you think, unless of course you just took a shower.

[Feynman]

It's not as clean as you think, unless of course you just took a shower.

Unless of course you just took a shower.

PROTIP: TAKE A SHOWER.

[Pyrate]

I hate when girls compare giving you head to eating them out. Sticking your mouth into a pile of meet and vaginal fluid as opposed to putting your mouth around something as clean as your finger. Dumb whores.

uh maybe because it feels as good idk

But vaginas do look disgusting. "Vagina" is a nasty-sounding word, too.

[Samus Aran]

Unless of course you just took a shower.

PROTIP: TAKE A SHOWER.

Notice how I said "you just took a shower," emphasis on the "just."

Take as many showers as you want, but if it's been like 10 hours since you took one, your penis is going to be dirtier than the rest of you. That's just the way it works...it's natural for it to carry more bacteria. Blame nature.

[Feynman]

Notice how I said "you just took a shower," emphasis on the "just."

Take as many showers as you want, but if it's been like 10 hours since you took one, your penis is going to be dirtier than the rest of you. That's just the way it works...it's natural for it to carry more bacteria. Blame nature.

Yeah. That was my advice to couples about to engage in sexual intercourse: TAKE A SHOWER.

Taking showers can actually be a very fun part of foreplay. Or the actual setting of the sex.

[Chris (JayJay)]

Taking showers can actually be a very fun part of foreplay. Or the actual setting of the sex.

Indeed.. 

[Nyerp]

Notice how I said "you just took a shower," emphasis on the "just."

Take as many showers as you want, but if it's been like 10 hours since you took one, your penis is going to be dirtier than the rest of you. That's just the way it works...it's natural for it to carry more bacteria. Blame nature.

haha my dik isnt as dirty as urs