thread about dicks

[Mando Pandango]

i dunno i feel like only having threads about boobs is a bit sexist.

not ITT: guys who are insecure about their masculinity

so ok, dicks

discuss

[Classic]

I am not ashamed of my penis size.

[Daddy]

I'm circumcised.



I touch it

[Travis]

um hi so i was in the locker room and i was changing and i accidentally saw my best friends dick did i lose my virginity??????????????

also one time i was masturbating and i accidentally got my dick sucked into a vacuum and now its purple and swollen but im afriad to tell my parents what do i do??

[Samus Aran]

They can be pretty cute sometimes.

[YPrrrr]

Penis:Vagina::???:Boobs

[Andria]

Hey I have one of those but I am not quite sure how to use it

[Mando Pandango]

Penis:Vagina::???:Boobs

those were my thoughts so i just said to hell with it and went with dicks

[Classic]

You boys always get me so hot and bothered.  

[Daddy]

I'm impotent.

[Travis]

i only get naked when the babysitter tells me she showed me a movie like nightmare on elm street but it was x and it was called pubic hair on chelsea well this is called assrape and we're shooting the jail scene

[Andria]

I'm impotent.

Your little jmv's can't swim correctly?  

[Mando Pandango]

uncircumcised dicks are ugly

this is a fact

[Himu]

i sometimes think they're gross and sometimes not

[YPrrrr]

those were my thoughts so i just said to hell with it and went with dicks

I would have gone with testicles personally, but I don't think they're nearly as good at provoking conversation