Things you can do with a paperclip

[Daddy]

Go


Hold papers together
Eject the sim card from an iPhone.

[Mando Pandango]

Hit a tiny reset button on a router etc.

[Hiro]

Get a free house

[Samus Aran]

Sound your penis.
Poke your finger until it bleeds.
Make an awful screeching noise against a blackboard.

[Travis]

inspect your urethra

[strongbad]

Get a free house

I love this story. I wish I could do something like that.

[Travis]

oh FUCK YOU kaz

[Andria]

Build awesome paperclip structures

[rdl]

stab someone in the eye
carve a cool design into your skin
cut yourself
pop your eardrum
shove it under two fingernails
puncture skin
puncture an artery
poke your brain via your nose
swallow it
cut up your urethra

etc etc

[Classic]

RDX's suggestions somehow made me ill.

[Daddy]

Will you guys stop posting about shoving it in your dick? It makes my penis ache just reading it. Q('_' Q)


Use it as a fuse.

[snorkel]

see how far it can go up your

[Travis]

you can use it as a type of floss in super emergencies

[Classic]

you can use it as a type of floss in super emergencies

GOD DAMMIT STOP IT


You guys make me hurt.

[rdl]

make a bracelet for your